I know that you furtively watch me as I bath
That's why I never close the curtain,
You like to see the warm water roll down the cheeks of my arth
Of that I'm fairly certain,
And as I lather my pert prime jobblers
I know that you're pulling on your tiny nobbler,
And I guess you think as I sponge down my sweet beaver
"If I had a girl like that I'd surely never leave 'er".

Keep pullin' it buster!