The wife and I have been looking to meet some like-minded couples who want to just meet up and maybe have some fun... She's tasked me with looking into how to go about doing so and I've been looking at all the swinger lifestyle websites and dating apps and all that, and they seem to be a little shady. Some of them, once you do some digging, have extremely low female to male ratio, or some have bunch of fake profiles in order to get people to sign up, etc. A lot of them just seem like a scam.
Has anyone here had any luck on any of these things? Most of them require membership payment up front, and I'd rather not just be throwing money everywhere. Some of these can be kind of expensive.
I've never orgasmed from a dream. Rarely are my dreams erotic enough or even last long enough to get me to that point. I have woken up horny as shit though, but that's mainly due to my recollection of the dream and my imagination filling in the blanks.
Considering that most porn is pretty awful nowadays, I usually stick with something for about five minutes or so. I mean, back in the day when porn used to have cheesy acting and stupid storylines, there was a "porn formula" and most sex scenes never lasted longer than fifteen minutes or so because the people that made them were flilmmakers and knew that the average attention span wasn't that long.
But the average porn film on Pornhub or wherever isn't made by filmmakers anymore, it's just some dude with a handheld camera or something that's mounted nearby and they just go at it with no regard to how boring their fucking is. All they're interested in is the run-time.
Yep. Balls and cock, but I'm not exactly skinny so i keep the pubes present or else I just look like a fat baby lol.
The wife seems to be more receptive and excited when I shave after letting it grow for a while. So occasionally I'll let it grow out and we'll stick to vanilla sex, but then once i shave it off again she's downright voracious. On top of that, the hair allows the sensitivity to return, so it's heightens the pleasure from that as well.
We both usually pee before we start fooling around. Nothing worse than trying to reach orgasm with a full bladder.
Back where I grew up, it was common knowledge in high school that the ugly ones were the best lays. The theory was that since she wasn't gonna get a guy using her looks, she had to make up for it in other ways. Much like how a guy with a small dick better be good with his tongue.
My wife has expressed a desire to fondle/play with another female while I watched. Things like playing with her breasts, rubbing against each other, etc. Doesn't seem to be interested much in licking pussy or being licked. I think she just wants to touch.
I'm excited by the thought of it, but whether either of us will have the courage to play out the fantasy remains to be seen.
Maybe when we first got together. Back before we'd gone all the way I might have sniffed a pair or two to know what she smelled like.
Honestly nowadays though, if I want to smell her pussy I'll just tell her I want to smell her pussy and she's happy to let me bury my face between her legs. It's more fun that way anyway.
It varies, but it's usually pretty vanilla. Straight sex or some lesbian stuff. Every once in a while i'll get into a weird hentai mood though.
Oh yes. As smooth as I can possibly get it. The first blowjob I ever received while shaved was probably one of the greatest things I've ever felt in my life.
Nope. Haven't ever really had the desire to, to be honest.
OP didn't specify if they saw me? Would I be peeping? I've never been much of a peeper, to be honest. I mean, the temptation has always been there, but the little angel on my shoulder usually beats out the devil.
That being said, if I walked in accidentally, and she was acknowledged my presence and kept going, then yeah, I'd definitely stay and watch. Obviously she's fine with it and who knows, maybe being "caught" was part of the plan!
