My Dirty Talk competition entry: No-Dating Policy
I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job
My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff
Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library
Quote by joe71Actually, I wasn't being fully honest there. The full truth is that not only do I not mind, it's a turn-on. I love that extra-tangy taste on a woman. Truth be told, I have a bit of fondness for watersports. Other being bi and liking naturally hairy women, that's my one fetish.
A little extra zestiness to the flavor down there? No problem! Better than bits of TP, as Pete said.
My Dirty Talk competition entry: No-Dating Policy
I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job
My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff
Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library
My last published story: Good For Nothing