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This one is for Annie (hugs)

Duran Duran

Wild Boys

I love this song.

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(wanders in, looking more than slightly worse for wear)

Oh, fuck am I tired. And it's gonna get worse. Lady Jay is having three tonnes of dirt delivered tomorrow, and it's gotta be moved about 20 meters, from the garden gate to the raised beds I'm going to fill.

"It's not that far!" she said. "Stop whining!" she said.

WOMEN!

I’ve only written one so far, but I really did enjoy reliving the moment. It was probably the best time in my life. Because it did so well for a first story, I’m afraid to write another. I have that, “difficult second album syndrome," feeling. 

Fucking My Girlfriend And Her Mum On The Same Night | Lush Stories

What a voice, what a crooner. A cup of coffee please whilst I listen.

Wow, thank you Bear for the shout out. Have a drink on me. You really are a top geezer.

I mostly hate everyone.

I love sarcasm.

No matter who you are, I’m probably smarter than you.

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Hello everyone. Now that I've managed to get my first story published, I thought I would pop in and buy everyone a drink. Have what you want and send me the bill. Cheers...

Hello, Billy Lier, and welcome to Rumps, the Greatest Bar Within These Four Walls! It's perhaps been best described by one of our greatest scribes, KistinsPencil, who is also the Mistress of the Micro, as well as one of our Regulars.

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a Polar Bear of fur and taste! My name is James, but everyone around here just calls me Bear.

Our Head of Security is Terance the Tarantula, who in the colder months resides either in the nut warmer or the popcorn machine at the back of the bar. So, don't go shoving your hand in for nuts or popcorn without checking first!

Most of the balance of our security is provided by Miss Pixel, the cat who is Kistin's keeper, and Kali – also a cat. They specifically patrol Stall Three Salon and Pervert Parlour – which is reserved exclusively for those who are concave, and not convex – with special exceptions as granted. And, contrary to popular rumour, there are NO Bear-sized peepholes in the walls of Stall Three, OK? So don't even ask about them, see?

Bar bills are presented at the end of each month, and those who get too far behind get a visit from Terance. Repeat offenders have been known to wind up in the chili, so be warned!

As for the rest of the Regulars – well, you'll have to deal with them as you meet them!

Thank you, Bear, for making me feel welcome. I hope to spend more time in here from now on.

Hello everyone. Now that I've managed to get my first story published, I thought I would pop in and buy everyone a drink. Have what you want and send me the bill. Cheers...

Hello everyone. I put my very first story up eight days ago and it’s still showing in my pending. Is this normal? I understand that buying gold membership speeds things up a bit. I have no problem going gold but see no point if nobody likes my stories. The only way I will find out is if someone reads them. It’s a catch-22. Thank you.

So a man went for a job interview. Up until the final question it was going quite well. The boss asked him what he thought his biggest weakness was. He told the boss that he thought it was his total honesty. The boss said that he didn't consider total honesty to be a weakness. The man replied, I don't give a fuck what you think.

Thank you, Jayne. I was just checking. You never know, if I said she was a hottie then people might look her up and see that I was right. And she was, she really was.

Thank you Molly for that. I will now put her in my story.

Hello, is it okay to mention someone in a story that looks like someone famous? I want to describe what someone looked like, and she looked a lot like someone who was quite famous in the 70s. For example, could I say that my girlfriends mum looked like Marilyn Monroe? I just want to create a picture in the readers head of how she looked. Thank you.

The best fuck I ever had. Then I woke up. Dream over.