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BicycleBum
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
United States
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I would be the human cannonball. It takes a man of a certain caliber.
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Bison
also close to Bear and Horse
The bison is a pragmatic, strong shouldered individuals who excel in the art of compromise. They are resourceful and dedicated to the pursuit of success.
As is typical of a herbivorous personality, the bison is a resourceful, determined individual with a strongly conservative bent. Not one to rock the boat, it avoids drawing attention to itself while it quietly goes about it business.
The stoic bison is deceptively intelligent, although most of the time its mental processing is done behind the scenes. Bison allow situations to unfold as they must without feeling the need to change the flow of events, all the while watching thoughtfully behind an implacable exterior.
As a migratory animal, bison love to travel and do so in large, organized groups. They are often seen in popular vacation spots, herding around local landmarks before stampeding off to the next predictable tourist trap.
No one would ever accuse bison of being handsome; they have plain, placid faces that are difficult to remember, and their staid temperaments complement their looks. Although their large frames can handle any physical confrontation, they would never go looking for trouble.
Conservative and fearful of change, bison steer clear of radical ideas that might engender a shift in the social order. Righteous indignation is a hallmark of a bison temperament, and they are determined to maintain their status in the workplace hierarchy.
By keeping a low profile, the bison's reputation as a methodical plodder often elicits unkind remarks from jealous associates. As a consequence of this backbiting, their implacable expressions sometimes mask a deep seated inferiority complex.
also close to Bear and Horse
The bison is a pragmatic, strong shouldered individuals who excel in the art of compromise. They are resourceful and dedicated to the pursuit of success.
As is typical of a herbivorous personality, the bison is a resourceful, determined individual with a strongly conservative bent. Not one to rock the boat, it avoids drawing attention to itself while it quietly goes about it business.
The stoic bison is deceptively intelligent, although most of the time its mental processing is done behind the scenes. Bison allow situations to unfold as they must without feeling the need to change the flow of events, all the while watching thoughtfully behind an implacable exterior.
As a migratory animal, bison love to travel and do so in large, organized groups. They are often seen in popular vacation spots, herding around local landmarks before stampeding off to the next predictable tourist trap.
No one would ever accuse bison of being handsome; they have plain, placid faces that are difficult to remember, and their staid temperaments complement their looks. Although their large frames can handle any physical confrontation, they would never go looking for trouble.
Conservative and fearful of change, bison steer clear of radical ideas that might engender a shift in the social order. Righteous indignation is a hallmark of a bison temperament, and they are determined to maintain their status in the workplace hierarchy.
By keeping a low profile, the bison's reputation as a methodical plodder often elicits unkind remarks from jealous associates. As a consequence of this backbiting, their implacable expressions sometimes mask a deep seated inferiority complex.
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strong personality = anger management problems
idealistic = unrealistic
enjoys the finer things = goes through money like shit through a goose
idealistic = unrealistic
enjoys the finer things = goes through money like shit through a goose
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Quote by suezq
facial piercings
Especially the ones in the nose. In my day, you tried to avoid walking around with something hanging out of your nose.
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Those flat brimmed caps that they leave the stickers on and wear sideways.
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Nope. Already got a couple for free when I was younger. I've had my fill.
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I'm 41 and last summer a girl in her early 20's offered me her phone number and asked if I would like to go out sometime. I politely declined. I have children that are about that age. I wouldn't feel comfortable dating someone that much younger than me.
Do you feel Flattered? Yes, I felt flattered.
Do you think they're flirting with you because they're gold diggers? No, I know her casually from the grocery store (she's one of the clerks).
Are you in that cliche' slump of thinking "is this really happening?!" over and over again? No.
Maybe all the blood in your body flow straight between your legs? No.
Or do you all think of something completely different? See above. Though I should have introduced her to my oldest son who is about her age.
Do you feel Flattered? Yes, I felt flattered.
Do you think they're flirting with you because they're gold diggers? No, I know her casually from the grocery store (she's one of the clerks).
Are you in that cliche' slump of thinking "is this really happening?!" over and over again? No.
Maybe all the blood in your body flow straight between your legs? No.
Or do you all think of something completely different? See above. Though I should have introduced her to my oldest son who is about her age.
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Quote by lafayettemister
This may sound strange but have her strectch her ab muscles too. What people don't realize is that often times lower back pain is caused by a pull or spasm to the muscles on the anterior of the spine. Deep in the abdomen.
So true. I used to have lower back pain so I started going to one of those classes at the gym that focuses on abs. Since my abdominal muscles have strengthened and firmed up, the lower back pain is virtually gone. Back muscles and abdominals are definitely connected.
