Robert Heinlein and Isaac Asimov
They are covered with bristly little hairs.
Poppin Fresh (The Pillsbury Doughboy)
In the red corner, it's made from swine and sure tastes fine, peppered, smoked, maple, or plain, it's one meat you just can't beat, it's BAAAAAAAAAAAACON!!!
In the bleu corner, it's cultured, it's ripened, hard or soft, sharp or mild, behold the power of CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
I wouldn't recommend getting one until you know what you want. Getting a tattoo just for the sake of getting a tattoo may not be a good idea. You're pretty much stuck with it for life, aside from expensive laser removal.
"Warning: Horn activates brakes."
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."