At last, some hope for a porker like me!
kitchen table
speed or comfort?
Essex school girl says " Mummy, I know where babies come from!" mum replies, "wheres that then sweetie?" Girl says, "Mummy and Daddy take of their clothes and Daddies thingy sort of sticks out and Mummy puts it in her mouth and sucks it and thats hows you get babies!"Shaking her head, Mum says, "Oh darling thats so sweet, but thats not how we get babies, thats how we get flowers,jewellery, clothes and shoes!!!
"Among the crew were characters such as Semen Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy."
Actualy that's not true, buy whom am I to stand in the way of a good rumour?
As a naturist, I need to carry a towel.
When I am a sleep and this happens, some kind soul will apply the towel for me.
Why get embarrassed about something that is natural?