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Essex Girl

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Essex school girl says " Mummy, I know where babies come from!" mum replies, "wheres that then sweetie?" Girl says, "Mummy and Daddy take of their clothes and Daddies thingy sort of sticks out and Mummy puts it in her mouth and sucks it and thats hows you get babies!"Shaking her head, Mum says, "Oh darling thats so sweet, but thats not how we get babies, thats how we get flowers,jewellery, clothes and shoes!!!
That's value for money right there.
And of cxourse when the Essex girl wants sex with the light on
you just open the car door