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Art69
Over 90 days ago
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underwater whilst wearing aqualungs
on top of the Big One, Blackpool (late at night closed season so security wasn't that tight, nor awake actually)
Some local dogging places although the Police can be an issue
In a crowded Pub for a bet
hardly current is it, or do I detect capacity for resistance. Man he was wired.

I can go on you know.
Kiwi star Gina Bellman - from Coupling and Leverage; both really excellent shows.
You see, health and safety is overrated after-all.
pity her if it is a real name, think it's made-up though.
Too funny, and also strangely sexy.

Nurse, nurse, help needed here
The question is why? I notice the man "declined to comment".

SOUTHAMPTON, England - British firefighters called to a hospital said they spent 30 minutes using a metal grinder to free a man's penis from a steel pipe. The Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service crew said they were called to England's Southampton General Hospital Tuesday morning to use the 4 1/2-inch grinder to cut through the pipe without damaging the man's sex organ, The Sun reported. Hospital staff said they were unable to remove the pipe without assistance because the blood flow in the man's penis had become restricted and caused him to become aroused. Doctors said the man's penis was bruised and swollen after the operation but he did not suffer any serious or permanent injuries. Firefighters said the man declined to explain how his penis had become stuck in the pipe. "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting," a Fire and Rescue spokesman said. "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
OMG that's disgusting.

I mean how could they?

And to post a picture of it too.

I would be so ashamed...






that my car was that dirty.
Thanks Nicola, it wouldn't let me format the URL for some reason
Regrettably the tight-wads in the UK haven't got Judy beyond 2002 yet, and they repeat these endlessly. Never heard of Judge Joe Brown.
or a good photoshop job. certainly doable in photoshop.