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Andy37
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Football-Florida State, MIZZOU, Soccer-English Premier League, Baseball-St. Louis Cardinals, Hockey- St. Louis Blues
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Something I just played on the piano, Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, OP. 18. Yep, I'm a nerd, I love classical music.
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From my wife when she was pregnant: I hope the babies look like their daddy. Side note: they don't, they are much better looking, a great mixture of both of us.
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Tried beer when I was a teenager, hated it. Tried it again during college, hated it. Tried it recently, and I still hate it. Red wine, that's another story. Love it.
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Age is a state of mind, so in my mind I am that young, impressionable teenager, just starting college. That was 23 years ago, so obviously I don't look like that. Do I look my age? Yeah, I probably do. Sigh!
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Thank you for rolling with it and not getting too defensive.


It would take a lot more than a sarcastic, but funny comment to upset me. I thought the cat reference was hilarious.
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Depends on who's ass it is. My wife's, oh yeah! Mine getting licked, a double yeah!
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Nope. The only people I am daddy to are my sons, or in their case, Papi.
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When I am naked, it hangs straight down. When wearing jeans, it is more comfortable right. When wearing tailored trousers either side is fine.
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Not a fan of porn, but what I have watched is so fake, it is not a turn on at all.
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Oh Hell no. I love my wife, the only woman I ever wanted to be married to.
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In college, I was a slut! I have never used them. It is amazing I never got a STD or impregnated someone...except my wife.
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If music be the food of love, play on. Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
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Can you say "Polar Vortex"? Florida boys are not used to this crap, 13 F (-10.6C). My balls have gone into hiding.
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Cinnamon, raisin, apple and brown sugar oatmeal, freshly squeezed orange juice and Cuban coffee.
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I have never understood why a person, male or female, with a perfectly beautiful body would want to junk it up with tattoos. To each his/her own, just not for me.
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Tonight's dinner should be interesting, my wife and I are attempting to make Julia Child's Beef Bourguignon. Neither of us are cooks, but we can follow directions. I just have to stay away from knives. lol


I actually got to use the knives and didn't cut my fingers off. Dinner is in the oven, smells like heaven. Don't think we will be making it again, however, it is a colossal pain in the ass, total time from beginning to end is 6 hours.
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Tonight's dinner should be interesting, my wife and I are attempting to make Julia Child's Beef Bourguignon. Neither of us are cooks, but we can follow directions. I just have to stay away from knives. lol
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Strawberry, Banana and yogurt smoothie and a multigrain bagel with peanut butter.
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Fun story! 50 Shades pretty much bored me to tears as well. The honey and chocolate syrup part reminds me of bailing out from 9-1/2 Weeks during the refrigerator scene. Cinema glitterati don't live in the real world of cleanup - or utility bills.


Thanks for your comment, it made me smile. The story is true. We have laughed about it many times since then, but there has been no repeat. Once is enough, plus the cleanup was a deterrent against a repeat. Never saw 9-1/2 weeks...I was 9 years old when that movie came out. I am not a fan of Kim Bassinger or Mickey Rourke, so I won't be viewing that movie any time soon.
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After watching the movie, 50 Shades of Grey (1 hour 25 minutes of wasted time), my wife and I decided to play games without the serious pain. She tied me to the bedposts with silk scarves and blindfolded me. The exciting thing was not knowing what was going to happen next. Would there be slight pain, food games (honey, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, etc.), or nothing but hot sex. It was fun. BTW, honey and chocolate syrup are a bitch to clean up! lol
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Min norske mormors familie navn. Translation: My Norwegian grandmother's family name, Americanized and modified to Andy. 37 was my age when I joined Lush.
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Many times. Most memorable was getting pulled over by the highway patrol, my pants down to my thighs, no way to hide what had been going on. Officer recognized me from the football team and gave me a by, warned me to keep my activity confined to a parked car. Whew!
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Beautiful Boy, so emotional about addiction, how it affects the person and the families. Scares me to death, since I have young boys. Timothee Chalamet and Steve Carell, gave great performances.
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Is that before or after you do a few self affirmations and then gaze at the motivational cat poster on your wall?


That comment cracks me up, thank you, it made my day. FYI: Self affirmation is not in my wheelhouse, I am probably the most self confident man you would ever meet. My motivational poster would not be of a cat, it would be of my hot, sexy wife!
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