Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Plot wastes time when you could be writing a hot fuck scene.
Likewise, character development and dialog are mere distractions.
BDSM between total strangers is optional... but it's also mandatory.
Describe the sex in great detail: For his first thrust, he slid in three and a half of his seven inches, then pulled out two inches, before plunging back into her another five inches. On his third thrust she screamed "OH YESSSSSS!!!!!!111!!!!" Then on his fourth thrust he slipped out accidentally, lost his concentration, and had to restart the count.
Publish your story 60 words at a time. Breaking mid-sex scene is highly advisable since it creates demand for sequels.
Don't believe everything that you read.
'then' and 'than' are basically the same word.
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Go for what's easy. Use the laundry list to describe your characters, like criminal descriptions, but with improbable stats.
She was medium height, with long blond hair, blue eyes, 38 DD boobs, narrow waist and rounded 36" hips.
He was six feet tall, dark hair and eyes and had an 8-inch cock that expanded to more than ten inches when aroused.
They were attracted to each other's obvious assets.
Never mind not relying solely on spellcheck or grammarly. Don't bother using them.
Write dialogue all in one paragraph. Let the readers guess who is saying what to whom.
Keep changing how you punctuate dialogue or don't format it at all.
Use lots of ellipses and exclamation points. It makes your story less boring to read. You can also use italics and bold haphazardly to make things interesting.
Argue vociferously with any story moderator who makes suggestions about how to improve your story. It is an insult to an artist to be told to make corrections. You have a style of your own.
Its very important to introduce anonymous characters so readers can fill in the character's persona for themselves. This lack of depth will fill your readers with a sense of awe and allow them to ascribe their own qualities and demented fantasies to your work thus putting more of themselves into your story. Ideally you will give these characters non-gender specific identities to keep the possibilities wide open.
List the characters exact statistics, the height to the exact inch, age, cup size and their dress size. Make sure the guys penis is so unrealistic that it blows the readers mind. Oh and always write, he said or she said at the end of every bit of dialogue. In fact, don't even bother with quotation marks. It makes it super hot and fun to read.
The protagonist name should be Bubba with a cock needing a spool to wind it back in to his polyester bellbottomed trousers. Tattoos of Mongolia, Dunkin Doughnuts and a gnome named Earl. A pocket full of ticket stubs to a Chinese art gallery in Polanski, Tennessee.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Calling it a nipple is too plain. You're a poet! If you can't spend at least a page and a half paying homage to the glorious love nub that protrudes impatiently from her breast, standing at rigid attention like some brown-pink soldier standing at full dutiful attention atop his majestic fleshy hill, surveying the hot and deliciously smooth landscape, and awaiting a nice little pat on the head.... Well, you don't deserve to write erotica.
Don't believe everything that you read.