Dubai dont like the Flinstone's, but Abu Dhabi do.....
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Edit: Thread title changed. 'Dad jokes' is an English saying for crap jokes that your parents used to tell.
Quote by MyWildfire
Have you heard the new rumor about butter?
Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it around
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22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
Quote by naughtyannie
News flash. A cement mixer has collided with a prison van.
Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Quote by apptobebad
ha ha. They are bad
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
Quote by MyWildfire
Why do ducks have feathers?
To hide their butt quacks
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
Quote by noll
Neither true nor funny![]()
Quote by MyWildfire
Aww did I wuffle your wittle feathers![]()
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Quote by noll
Quote by MyWildfire
Aww did I wuffle your wittle feathers![]()
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn
Despicable!![]()
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