Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

9 Nov 2013

Examples
Lyfbuz arrested for making girls wet

Lyfbuz arrested for being a wet Nellie...

(Hopefully you can do better....)

NOTE: please no references to minors!!!

9 Nov 2013

LYFBUZ has been arrested for keeping me in a permanent state of horniness, causing me to write slutty poetry in forums and have sex with multiple girls Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

9 Nov 2013

KK arrested for indecent exposure to poor farm animals

9 Nov 2013

CM arrested for solicitation

10 Nov 2013

Flashing unsuspecting old ladies @ the Church bingo night

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

10 Nov 2013

kk was arrested for waxing unwilling victims

10 Nov 2013

Indecent public activities and disruptive noise

10 Nov 2013

Ginger arrested for stealing a farmer's truck, she was caught red handed with the evidence:

Dammit! Too slow!

Jam arrested for impersonating Harry Potter

10 Nov 2013

LYF literally got caught with his hands down his pants at the back of the cinema whilst watching The Hannah Montanna Movie Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

10 Nov 2013

Rabbit abuse. (Wink wink nudge nudge)

10 Nov 2013

For stealing my toys.

10 Nov 2013

For stealing my toys.

10 Nov 2013

Quote by LYFBUZ
Ginger arrested for stealing a farmer's truck, she was caught red handed with the evidence:

Dammit! Too slow!

Jam arrested for impersonating Harry Potter

Not impersonating, Buz, not impersonating.

For above, rectal consumption of the liquer Baileys

10 Nov 2013

Jam arrested for public intoxication and lewd acts

10 Nov 2013

Indecent Exposure!

10 Nov 2013

Awe I was going to say that...

Ok .... Driving on wrong side of road while

Kissing his passenger sitting on the handlebars

10 Nov 2013

Tried to get out of a speeding ticket - problem was the officer in question was gay

10 Nov 2013

Simple assault on himself

11 Nov 2013

For shoplifting at a sex shop.

11 Nov 2013

For accepting the property he stole then using it ;)

11 Nov 2013

For kidnapping entire 80s bands and making them play for him nonstop.

11 Nov 2013

Nicki was arrested for flashing the other surfers. It distracted them so she could catch the best waves.

11 Nov 2013

Quote by baileyass
For stealing my toys.

11 Nov 2013

For breaking in her back door

11 Nov 2013

maisie was arrested for impersonating a meter maid and frisking all the ladies looking for quarters... or was she just really feeling them up?

11 Nov 2013

Ginger pretends she is a manaquin and let people change her. Once she is strip down, she yells bloody murder.

11 Nov 2013

bailey was arrested for prostitution but she swears she was only selling condoms...then giving free demonstrations binky

11 Nov 2013

Quote by ginger86
maisie was arrested for impersonating a meter maid and frisking all the ladies looking for quarters... or was she just really feeling them up?

I only got caught because Ginger kept insisting I strip search her!

Ginger was arrested for trying all the toys in sex shop, over and over again

11 Nov 2013

Nice one

Maisie couldn't find the sex toy shop in time so got carried away with a cucumber at the back of isle 4 at the local Tesco Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

11 Nov 2013

I told you to stopped molesting the cucumbers, but you wouldn't listen.3yBgDdQ63LDl0dte