"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... it's a start." (Steve Wright)
Yes, this one is as down dry as can be, but go for it.
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"You, sir, are drunk."
"And you, madam, are ugly. The difference is, in the morning I will be sober."
Churchill (possibly)
Sort of… he paraphrased a line from the movie ‘The Gift’. Churchill stole a lot of quotes and had a ton falsely linked to him postmortem. Very few have actually been identified as factual.
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Sort of… he paraphrased a line from the movie ‘The Gift’. Churchill stole a lot of quotes and had a ton falsely linked to him postmortem. Very few have actually been identified as factual.
I know, hence my parenthetical. Whoever may have writ it originally, it's not bad and rings true to the period.
Quick setup… Groucho Marx had a contestant named Gonzalez Gonzalez (his real name) on You Bet Your Life. He loved the kid, he was really funny.
Groucho says, “You’re pretty funny, kid. How about you and me do Vaudeville together? What’ll we call our act?”
The young man responded, “Gonzalez Gonzalez and Groucho.”
Groucho threw up his hands and said, “How about that?! Forty years in show businesses and I still get third billing on a two man act!”
As long as we're hitting some last words... "I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much." These would have been very sweet last words from the great writer Roald Dahl... except that's when the nurse stabbed him with the needle full of morphine. So instead his last words were, "Ow! Fuck!"
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I hate Russian dolls...they're so full of themselves
This.
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