Great one liners

Speaking of Russian Dolls and one liners...

"The universe is trying to fuck with me and I refuse to engage." -Nadia from Russian Doll (Like every 5th line is a great one liner, good show)

'I don't even know what street Canada is on.'

Purportedly, Al Capone.

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'I don't even know what street Canada is on.'

Purportedly, Al Capone.

To be fair, Capone had a lot of syphilis related brain rot going on…

“We don’t need no stinking badges.” ‘Gold Hat’ in the film The Treasure Of Sierra Madre.

"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails." Abraham Maslow

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." Steve Wright

Nobody's Perfect

Perfection is death

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

Noted, you can trust me to keep it platonic babe.

“The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.”

-- Irving Berlin

“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.”

~William Blake

Your ass is grass, and I’m about to mow it. -Tina Belcher

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”

--Oscar Wilde

No man is a failure who has friends.

Clarence the angel 2nd class.

“You don’t know anything. You were born twenty minutes ago. You’re hair’s still wet from the fucking womb.” -Richard Ayoade

"Up your bum" Emily Lloyd in Wish You Were Here

It is what it is.

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It is what it is.

Hate this line. It’s either a non-saying or just dismissive of a situation or struggle. Often it accompanies non-action when something could totally be done.

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

"But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life."

-- Marcus Lycus in "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum"

"I'll have what she's having"

Estelle Reiner

“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”

Noah (Ryan Gosling)

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses

(which is ironic, as that is an actual kink now)

Dorothy Parker

Fur coat, no knickers

What's up, Doc?

“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever.”

“It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over.”

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." George Carlin

My father could attest to that.