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Freak out the Walmart (or a store) cashier

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21 Sep 2012

If you could buy three things from walmart (or a store) to freak the cashier out what would they be?? It can be anything in the store...

P.S. I did a search for this or something similar and didn't find anything. If there is my apologies. Whistle

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21 Sep 2012

Glitter, tampons and a can of compressed air.

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21 Sep 2012

gas can, case of jars with lids and a package of rags

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22 Sep 2012

Bottle of personal lube, a banana and a small pineapple.

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22 Sep 2012

Weedkiller, sugar and a battery.

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22 Sep 2012

A roll of alfoil, a small hose and a smallish plastic bottle

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22 Sep 2012

Condoms, peanut butter and a mouse trap.

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22 Sep 2012

Glitter, 3pks of condoms, and glue

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22 Sep 2012

Goldfish, Lube and a Funnel

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22 Sep 2012

ONE finger cot (looks like a mini size condom)...case of beer...can of whipped cream (aerosol)...oh yeah also a Penthouse, and Hustler magazines. Don't know if that would "freak out" the cashier, but I bet it would make some of them blush!!

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22 Sep 2012

Pregnancy test, the day after pill, and condoms

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22 Sep 2012

rope pulley hoist
bottle of tequila
and clothespins

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23 Sep 2012

Large roll of plastic sheeting, duct tape, and a shovel

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23 Sep 2012

Balaclava, gloves and a crowbar

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23 Sep 2012

large size bottle of personal lube, interesting selection of vegetables, rubber gloves

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23 Sep 2012

Knife, rope and stain remover.

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4 Oct 2012

selection of cotton rope, pulley/hoist, dozen packages of clothes pins

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9 Oct 2012

Handcuffs, a blindfold and a large blowup toy animal.

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10 Oct 2012

a feather, rope and several satin scarves

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10 Oct 2012

Quote by Trinket
a feather, rope and several satin scarves

Sounds like you are stocking me up ;)

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10 Oct 2012

Quote by SweetKing126

Sounds like you are stocking me up ;)

I am stocking you up Im going to deliver them to you personally LOL

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10 Oct 2012

I can hardly wait for the delivery LOL

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10 Oct 2012

Quote by SweetKing126
I can hardly wait for the delivery LOL

me either

kekekegay

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10 Oct 2012

Quote by Trinket

me either

are you going to show me all the products you will be delivering personally?

you didnt stay around for the demonstrations (ke)

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10 Oct 2012

Black bags, duck tape and rat poison

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10 Oct 2012

Bag of Lime, shovel and duct tape

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10 Oct 2012

Rope, lube, baseball bat.

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11 Oct 2012

three boxes of the mega pack condoms which hold 500 condoms each.

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11 Oct 2012

ski mask, shovel, and an axe

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11 Oct 2012

Video camera, hamster and lube