Freak out the Walmart (or a store) cashier

14 Oct 2012

Rat Poison
Arsenic
and a "Sorry for your loss" Halmark card

29 Oct 2012

^^^^LOL^^^^

A large cucumber, a packet of condoms and a jar of peanut butter.

29 Oct 2012

Bleach, funnel and black bags.

29 Oct 2012

Binoculars, hand cream and wet naps.

30 Oct 2012

Black tarps some heavy duty ropes and gasoline

31 Oct 2012

An apron, a spatula and a dog collar.

19 Nov 2012

Bleach, Rags, and rubber gloves

†Jinxy Approved†

15 Feb 2013

Duck tape, stapler and condoms.

16 Feb 2013

Condoms, pregnancy test, and wire hangers.

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?

16 Feb 2013

Petroleum Jelly, Extra large carrotts and a plunger

16 Feb 2013

extra lrge condoms, case of KY jelly, batman costume

16 Feb 2013

catwoman costume, another pack of extra large condoms and some honey

16 Feb 2013

Rope, Celine Dion CD, wooden chair

17 Feb 2013

Spirit (i.e. vodka, rum)
Drink mix (margarita, sweet & sour)
Sleeping pills

17 Feb 2013

Large Cucumber
KY Jelly
Condoms

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8 Apr 2014

12 Barbie dolls
12 Ken Dolls
Video camera

26 Jul 2014

Digital Camera
Bra & Panty Set
Butcher Knives

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

26 Jul 2014

Either a Justin Beiber DVD,

Or,

An ice cube tray, a needle, a box of sanitary towels, and a three inch ring of razor wire.

If you don't have a plan, it can't go wrong.

26 Jul 2014

Bleach
Hammer
Sheet set

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

27 Jul 2014

A pack of condoms and a frozen chicken.

If you don't have a plan, it can't go wrong.

28 Jul 2014

A tarp, some rope and a couple of block wall bricks.

28 Jul 2014

Rope, book on how to tie knots, and hand lotion

28 Jul 2014

A book on endangered species, and a crossbow with a full quiver of bolts.

If you don't have a plan, it can't go wrong.

29 Jul 2014

Vibrator
Handcuffs
Nails

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

29 Jul 2014

Potatoes, greens, mushrooms, pate, ready to roll pastry and a large joint of topside of beef. And two bottles of white wine.

If you don't have a plan, it can't go wrong.

15 Oct 2018

Vaseline
Rubber gloves
Boxer briefs

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

30 Jan 2019

Zucchini’s
KY Jelly
Hand warmers

30 Jan 2019

Rope
Twist ties
Duck Tape

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12 Feb 2019

Rope
Butcher Knives
Bleach

12 Feb 2019

Cucumber
Marrow
KY Jelly