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How does the Urban Dictionary define your name?

Here is mine:

1. Alissa is really cool and everyone wants to be like her. She has the best friends, perfect body and knows how to win any guy over. She is always loving , if you dont mess with her, and once you go behind her back consider yourself gone!

Person 1-OMG that girl is amazing
Person 2-She must be an Alissa

2. Someone who loves attention. She is hot, beautiful and glamorous and extremely popular. Looks are very important to her, and it often comes off as shallow. If you are a nobody, she doesnt care for you, she only associates with the best. She is outgoing and crazy at times. She craves attention, and she will go to the extreme to get it. She can be a huge bitch if she wants, or the sweetest cutest girl ever. But watch out.. she is fierce

Everyone knows alissa, she is sooo popular!
I got:

1. One of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970.
Most Lisas are hot.

2. The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.
1. Natalie

A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie

The most beautiful and loving person i have ever met...i love her and she can be the best peroson ever

1. kind
2. loving
3. beautiful
4. sporty

A very cool person. A Natalie is loved by everybody. She is too good for words to desctibe.
Natalie is extremely cool. A Natalie is a amazing girl and any man would be SO LUCKY to have her, she is a natural beauty and her charms could charm anyone,

She is a lovley girl who loves to dye her hair and loves to have fun with her friends and would should be honoured if you EVER meet a natalie
"WOW that girls fit!"
"Shes a Natalie alright!" A kind, caring, cool and very funny person who is one of th enicest people you will ever meet. =) she never has a bad word to say about anyone and is a 100% reliable friend.
Natalie is my awesomest friend!!! =P feeling down? GET A NATALIE! =) An outstandingly beautiful, extremely special, super mega foxy awesome hot girl with a sublime mind and an enchanting smile.
"Dude, did you know that Luke is dating Natalie?"

"No way! How did a guy like Luke get a girl like Natalie?"

"The world may never know." a very sexy, hot, attractive girl whos good in bed. and the closet. and in the bathroom. has awesome taste in music and knows how to dance to it. rocking body.
'man, i just had an AMAZING night with a Natalie' lovely and sensitive girl
easy troubled but never gives up
creative
trying new things all the time
but never forget the old times
a common name for girls
but never a common person
she is always the most special
friend: wtf? you still love her that much?!
unknown: yeah well... she is Natalie after all. Sometimes i think this would never ever end smile Greatest,funniest, sexiest, most classy girl you'll ever meet!
That girl is awesome! A true natalie!




I think that sums me up pretty much♥♥♥
A word used to describe the kind of man that smokes Doral full flavor, drives a beat-up vehicle (of any make, model), has mullet or just jeff hair, beats his wife, smokes ciggs all the time, kicks his pigs, and drinks 24 packs of Busch Light for breakfast. Usually ends up in jail or fucking dead

Chris: "Look at that Jeff looking guy over there"

Mike: "Oh Shit, better run like fucking hell!"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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A word used to describe the kind of man that smokes Doral full flavor, drives a beat-up vehicle (of any make, model), has mullet or just jeff hair, beats his wife, smokes ciggs all the time, kicks his pigs, and drinks 24 packs of Busch Light for breakfast. Usually ends up in jail or fucking dead

Chris: "Look at that Jeff looking guy over there"

Mike: "Oh Shit, better run like fucking hell!"


I'm so sorry!
Eh, some days I get the bear...some days, the bear gets me -
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

omg ... (spits wine) .... I am killing myself laughing at this Urban Dictionary!!!!!!

LOVE IT!!!
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omg ... (spits wine) .... I am killing myself laughing at this Urban Dictionary!!!!!!

LOVE IT!!!


I got a few entries in there. It's the first place I check when I read or hear something I don't know what the reference is.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
"Clock Out With Cock Out"

To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
Pffft, my name isn't in there, so lame! lol
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Pffft, my name isn't in there, so lame! lol

well that just sucks!
dating gridlock


It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
Ok, here's mine.

1. Strong, Protector, Lover, Fighter, Warrior. Stay on their good side! If you're a man he can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. If you're a woman, wrap your arms and legs around him and hold on tight! If he is ambivalent towards you, embrace the fact that you are probably a loser.

2. X is powerful, charming, witty, honest, and caring. Being family oriented, forward, clean, respectful and hard working are some of the best things about a X. A X is protective of their loved ones, outgoing, resilient, and a good father. Xs make great friends cause they will tell you the truth whether you want it or not. Don't betray a X, you will regret it.

Yes, I replaced my real name with an X to protect the guilty.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
dude he is such a david


3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.
Flycaster it finaly showed an answer, said was not available at first.


1. A generic term pertaining to several widespread, unrelated families of passerine birds- Old World Flycatchers, Paradise Flycatchers, and Tyrant Flycatchers being just a few examples.

2. A person who attracts public attention by loudly announcing that your fly is open.
1.
Person: (Pointing to a bird) Hey! What's that over there?
Birdwatcher: Hmmm...it looks like some sort of flycatcher...

2.
"My girlfriend told me to zip up my fly while we were at a fancy restaurant yesterday."

"Gee, what a flycatcher!"
Flycaster it finaly showed an answer, said was not available at first.


1. A generic term pertaining to several widespread, unrelated families of passerine birds- Old World Flycatchers, Paradise Flycatchers, and Tyrant Flycatchers being just a few examples.

2. A person who attracts public attention by loudly announcing that your fly is open.
1.
Person: (Pointing to a bird) Hey! What's that over there?
Birdwatcher: Hmmm...it looks like some sort of flycatcher...

2.
"My girlfriend told me to zip up my fly while we were at a fancy restaurant yesterday."

"Gee, what a flycatcher!"
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1. Natalie

A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie

The most beautiful and loving person i have ever met...i love her and she can be the best peroson ever

1. kind
2. loving
3. beautiful
4. sporty

A very cool person. A Natalie is loved by everybody. She is too good for words to desctibe.
Natalie is extremely cool. A Natalie is a amazing girl and any man would be SO LUCKY to have her(I am very lucky to have her), she is a natural beauty and her charms could charm anyone,




I think that sums me up pretty much♥♥♥ (Very much agree with ya honey)
1. Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladies hate her.
Alex: That girl Caroline is a sexy beast
Samantha: Ugh I totally hate her!!
Alex: Did you see that poppin booty ??
Samantha: Eww you pervert!!
Alex: She let me touch her golden calculator
Samantha: That Little Slut!!!
Alex: Getcha Mind out of the gutter

2.
buy caroline mugs, tshirts and magnets
a hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool.
"OMG I hate that Caroline" said britany.
"Did you see that caroline?"said brad.
7. Very fine.
That Caroline is one fine ass bitch!

Damn I wish I could get a piece of Caroline!
Had me a good laugh reading these, DAMN!!! I'm almost in love with myself now...

1. A girl named after a beautiful Flower. She is usually the one who sticks out amongst the crowd and ends up the most successful, often involved in a very deep relationship.
Yasmin grew up to fall in love with the Luckiest man.
yasmin deep relationships beautiful special attractive

2. She is the most awesome girl in the entire world! Also see swiss miss.
Yasmin is the best, more awesome, sexy girl in the entire world with no contest!

3. The best swiss person in the entire world! She makes guys turn around and scream DAYAM!!! And shes all mine!
Back off! Yasmin is mine smile

4. Well i guess shes just a pretty hottie
no she is not an bratz doll but hot enough to be one
big breasts
brown curly hair
loves pink
in popular clicks at school
Addicted to older boys heart
Girls = Theres that bitch yasmin again god she thinks shes so it
Lads = woooah there goes yasmin she is so finee!
hot sexyfin wanna be her
MARA

The best name on earth.

A girl who is completely stellar in every way. Enjoys sky train rides and often ribbit belching. Is known to bite so it is advisable to wear protection. If found, keep her away from jello shooters and especially shots of vodka. Comes with the innate ability to verbally castrate however saves this ace-up-the-sleeve for only the most severe cases of douchebagtosis. Irresistable voice and is known to be a siren, luring poor emo kids to death by pleasure. Threatens the masculinity of certain douche fairies whilst still remaning the perfect example of the ideal woman.

**Warning - is known to give a really ..hard time**

Wow that girl is not even close to a Mara!

A girl that's the ultimate person. Often made fun, only for jealousy. Very scary if agitated.
[CHELLE

Dude.. Chelle is fantastic, I shall call her chelletastic.

An Irresistible beautiful goddess. Life's true gift. Consider yourself blessed to have known her.

The name Chelle refers to a person who is strictly homosexual and only likes to stick their tongues in male assholes.

A female with a gooch.
Hey look at me, I'm Chelle and I'm mad homo
SO NOT TRUE! lol





MICHELLE

Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."


Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
"That girl is pulling a Michelle"

1.one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
2. crazy sexual postion where you don't even know what is going on.
3.a different dimension.
I was with "michelle" the other day and OMG it is was amazing.
I tried the "michelle" last night and it was the best thing ever.
I wish i could travel to "michelle" like Martin did
alright ... I'll share ...

A strong name for a strong woman
A "X", especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries (which I am an Aries!) tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest & passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!!
On the flipside, if you do the right thing (and why wouldn’t you?) a "X" will go out of her way to make your life beautiful.
While fiercely independent, a "X" has both a strong sense of community and family and will do whatever it takes (regardless of personal cost) to defend and protect those that she cares about.
Do yourself a favour – find a "X"; stocks are limited and they are (rightly so) in high demand.


aka Van .... (which is in the Urban Dictionary noted as a vehicle! LOL)
1. A person with extra large boobies and is completely mental. She is a great freind but is annoying when she strangles and puts people in headlocks. A "?" uses her enoromous boobies to hide things within them. (TOTALLY ME!!!)

2. Means Kurdish princess. A stunning woman that has olive skin, amazing brown eyes, the prettiest smile and who always looks beautiful in the morning even without makeup. She Dresses perfectly and would make he most wonderful girlfriend ... also has a potty mouth, a penchant for Caring and sometimes his twin brother and under no circumstance would ever pay for condiments.

3. The girl of your dreams, wet or dry.

Now for my SN:

1. to act drunk when you are not; trying to fit in with the crowd and make yourself look cool when really it makes you look like a huge loser; common occurence among designated drivers.

2. A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.

3. penis (big or small).

4. ~ An operator, or chat moderator. Somewhat of a bully.

5. Excessively small male genetalia; synonym: chode

Quite interesting I found...

Ling
Okay guys, I am not even going to try to live up to the 'definitions' attached to my name. I chose the most humble (below) but even that makes me blush.

1.A goober!
2.A name given to a person who is astonishingly hot looking like Vin Diesel.
3.An incredible friend who likes to quarrel about the silliest things. He gets frustrated after a while of arguing. Is often reserved and shy. Can be sweet and caring.

Obviously, I am not going to let everyone know my awesome name because I do not want you to feel you are unworthy of my friendship.

**skulks off to enjoy the ego massage**
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Wow MK, now I totally wanna be your friend biggrin

Ling
For my real name:

A highly connected man, white, in touch with what he loves, has inspirations
knowledgeable, logical grasp on reality, genuine in his love to better the world

Mateusz: A truly good guy. Very Funny and awesome to be around. He is super lovable. His name might sound indian but he is truely amazing. it is a Polish name of Matthew. I think its a pretty beastage name. He is like uber awesomee.

a person who survives through the toughest of situations and has the best friends ever. they can get some major booty whenever they want it and people line up around the block just to say hello.
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For my common nickname (middle name):

Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
"My name is Steve"
"All hail Steve, the almighty"

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.
"Wow look at that steve over there!"

The most cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest, and smart. The sun of your day, and the moon of your night. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. No matter what, you can always rely on him, with whatever problems it may be, or even if it's jsut to warm up your day.
"steve in the best person you will ever meet."
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Looks about right to me:

nicola

considered gorgeous by everyone, guys love nicola's, girls are jealous of them. smile a lot and know how to make other people smile around them. generous and kind. natural leaders and is quick to decide on matters. their first initive is always right. people see nicola's as an exciting, rather impulsive personality. nicola's are bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything. someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. people enjoy being in their company because of the excitement that radiate. yet she is often talked about, this is only the green eyed monster.
i wish i had legs like nicola.
did you hear that about nicola?
nicola is so hot.
I could not have done better if I wrote this myself....

alan 815 up, 167 down
buy alan mugs, tshirts and magnets2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
synonyms: tough guy smart brilliant charming awesome cool badass the king high and mighty the chaffeur the connoisseur the pimp antonyms: anti-cool loner misogynistic pervert perv wimp related words: tough wise the bruiser the enforcer

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1. Chris 5453 up, 1936 down

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time

Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
chill cool bitchin chillax friggin sweet
by 123cjm Jan 1, 2008 share this

2. chris 4518 up, 1444 down

is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
magnum trogan wow sexy hottie dayum
by gypsy.gypsy Jun 25, 2008 share this

3. chris 3730 up, 1388 down
The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!