I got:
1. One of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970.
Most Lisas are hot.
2. The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.
A word used to describe the kind of man that smokes Doral full flavor, drives a beat-up vehicle (of any make, model), has mullet or just jeff hair, beats his wife, smokes ciggs all the time, kicks his pigs, and drinks 24 packs of Busch Light for breakfast. Usually ends up in jail or fucking dead
Chris: "Look at that Jeff looking guy over there"
Mike: "Oh Shit, better run like fucking hell!"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
omg ... (spits wine) .... I am killing myself laughing at this Urban Dictionary!!!!!!
LOVE IT!!!
"Clock Out With Cock Out"
To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
Pffft, my name isn't in there, so lame! lol
dating gridlock
It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
dude he is such a david
3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.
Flycaster it finaly showed an answer, said was not available at first.
1. A generic term pertaining to several widespread, unrelated families of passerine birds- Old World Flycatchers, Paradise Flycatchers, and Tyrant Flycatchers being just a few examples.
2. A person who attracts public attention by loudly announcing that your fly is open.
1.
Person: (Pointing to a bird) Hey! What's that over there?
Birdwatcher: Hmmm...it looks like some sort of flycatcher...
2.
"My girlfriend told me to zip up my fly while we were at a fancy restaurant yesterday."
"Gee, what a flycatcher!"
Flycaster it finaly showed an answer, said was not available at first.
1. A generic term pertaining to several widespread, unrelated families of passerine birds- Old World Flycatchers, Paradise Flycatchers, and Tyrant Flycatchers being just a few examples.
2. A person who attracts public attention by loudly announcing that your fly is open.
1.
Person: (Pointing to a bird) Hey! What's that over there?
Birdwatcher: Hmmm...it looks like some sort of flycatcher...
2.
"My girlfriend told me to zip up my fly while we were at a fancy restaurant yesterday."
"Gee, what a flycatcher!"
1. Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladies hate her.
Alex: That girl Caroline is a sexy beast
Samantha: Ugh I totally hate her!!
Alex: Did you see that poppin booty ??
Samantha: Eww you pervert!!
Alex: She let me touch her golden calculator
Samantha: That Little Slut!!!
Alex: Getcha Mind out of the gutter
2.
buy caroline mugs, tshirts and magnets
a hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool.
"OMG I hate that Caroline" said britany.
"Did you see that caroline?"said brad.
7. Very fine.
That Caroline is one fine ass bitch!
Damn I wish I could get a piece of Caroline!
MARA
The best name on earth.
A girl who is completely stellar in every way. Enjoys sky train rides and often ribbit belching. Is known to bite so it is advisable to wear protection. If found, keep her away from jello shooters and especially shots of vodka. Comes with the innate ability to verbally castrate however saves this ace-up-the-sleeve for only the most severe cases of douchebagtosis. Irresistable voice and is known to be a siren, luring poor emo kids to death by pleasure. Threatens the masculinity of certain douche fairies whilst still remaning the perfect example of the ideal woman.
**Warning - is known to give a really ..hard time**
Wow that girl is not even close to a Mara!
A girl that's the ultimate person. Often made fun, only for jealousy. Very scary if agitated.
alright ... I'll share ...
A strong name for a strong woman
A "X", especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries (which I am an Aries!) tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest & passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!!
On the flipside, if you do the right thing (and why wouldn’t you?) a "X" will go out of her way to make your life beautiful.
While fiercely independent, a "X" has both a strong sense of community and family and will do whatever it takes (regardless of personal cost) to defend and protect those that she cares about.
Do yourself a favour – find a "X"; stocks are limited and they are (rightly so) in high demand.
aka Van .... (which is in the Urban Dictionary noted as a vehicle! LOL)
1. A person with extra large boobies and is completely mental. She is a great freind but is annoying when she strangles and puts people in headlocks. A "?" uses her enoromous boobies to hide things within them. (TOTALLY ME!!!)
2. Means Kurdish princess. A stunning woman that has olive skin, amazing brown eyes, the prettiest smile and who always looks beautiful in the morning even without makeup. She Dresses perfectly and would make he most wonderful girlfriend ... also has a potty mouth, a penchant for Caring and sometimes his twin brother and under no circumstance would ever pay for condiments.
3. The girl of your dreams, wet or dry.
Now for my SN:
1. to act drunk when you are not; trying to fit in with the crowd and make yourself look cool when really it makes you look like a huge loser; common occurence among designated drivers.
2. A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.
3. penis (big or small).
4. ~ An operator, or chat moderator. Somewhat of a bully.
5. Excessively small male genetalia; synonym: chode
Quite interesting I found...
Ling
For my real name:
A highly connected man, white, in touch with what he loves, has inspirations
knowledgeable, logical grasp on reality, genuine in his love to better the world
Mateusz: A truly good guy. Very Funny and awesome to be around. He is super lovable. His name might sound indian but he is truely amazing. it is a Polish name of Matthew. I think its a pretty beastage name. He is like uber awesomee.
a person who survives through the toughest of situations and has the best friends ever. they can get some major booty whenever they want it and people line up around the block just to say hello.
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For my common nickname (middle name):
Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
"My name is Steve"
"All hail Steve, the almighty"
A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.
"Wow look at that steve over there!"
The most cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest, and smart. The sun of your day, and the moon of your night. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. No matter what, you can always rely on him, with whatever problems it may be, or even if it's jsut to warm up your day.
"steve in the best person you will ever meet."
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Looks about right to me:
nicola
considered gorgeous by everyone, guys love nicola's, girls are jealous of them. smile a lot and know how to make other people smile around them. generous and kind. natural leaders and is quick to decide on matters. their first initive is always right. people see nicola's as an exciting, rather impulsive personality. nicola's are bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything. someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. people enjoy being in their company because of the excitement that radiate. yet she is often talked about, this is only the green eyed monster.
i wish i had legs like nicola.
did you hear that about nicola?
nicola is so hot.