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The WORST movie you ever saw

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Only because I didn't make the same mistake twice.. haven't seen 50 shades darker


i haven't either. i'm just assuming it was awful. i didn't really need to after watching the trailers. do these people not know ANYthing about bdsm? the main character is a creepy stalker, for fucks sake! if i was the girl character, i'd have shot his ass 30 minutes into the film. (so memorable i can't remember anyone's name. i think the guy was named grey? or dumbshit. whatever.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Zoolander. Personally, I think it was an abomination. Haven't been able to watch a Ben Stiller movie since.

Also, a film called Ma Mère. It's about an incestuous relationship between a mother and son. Needless to say it doesn't end well but at the end they head to the wine cellar and start to fulfil their desires. She gets him to cut her stomach with a razor while he wanks. As he cums, she slits her own throat. Final scene: he says a final goodbye before her cremation. Goes into the room where his dead mother lies and starts jacking off again. It is one of my greatest achievements that I managed to stomach watching that film until the bitter end.


i totally back the zoolander movie,absolute abomination to the movie industry in my view,and i have a very eclectic taste in movies! also with "Ma mere" another important thing to note is its a french film,the mom orders her son to not love her because she's a whore and a slut,she tells him to be with another woman who she sets him up with but the son is soo fucked up he only gets close to the woman because he thinks it will please his mom so he can have her... (yes,seen it,sadly a couple times because of someone i was staying with.)

also noting horrible movies:
Borat (i personally couldnt stand it)
Bruno
meet the spartans (the stupid comedic parody series like scary movie,which the newer ones are getting out of hand lol)
ummm...yea...im tired so cant think of many others at the moment lol
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Indian SOP opera are the Worst
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Is there anyone out there who thought Anchorman 2 ; The Legend Continues was any good ?
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Brian DePalma's 'The Black Dahlia'
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Les Misérables, I hated this movie.


i tried to like it - but, ya know, everyone is miserable in it and then THEY ALL FUCKING DIE! except for the daughter. her adopted dad DIES RIGHT BEFORE HER WEDDING! also. EVERYONE FUCKING DIES! i didn't hate it, but it brought me down because EVERYONE DIES!. (hi Ash!). smile

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i tried to like it - but, ya know, everyone is miserable in it and then THEY ALL FUCKING DIE! except for the daughter. her adopted dad DIES RIGHT BEFORE HER WEDDING! also. EVERYONE FUCKING DIES! i didn't hate it, but it brought me down because EVERYONE DIES!. (hi Ash!). smile


PS. everyone? dead by the end of the movie. except Amanda Seyfried. she's hot. she doesn't die. you know who does though? EVERYONE ELSE!

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The Simpsons Movie. Completely unnecessary drivel. Also, the "shock factor" of seeing a cartoon penis made me want to barf.

A documentary about ferrets where some basement dwelling old woman was singing to her ferret, and the song lyrics she made up were "Oh ferret, my ferret." My God, the poor animal looked like it was going to impale itself on a sharpened pencil.

This other documentary, on Netflix that had this blonde boob stumbling around grizzly bears like they're playful kittens. A bear started acting like it was going to jump him from behind and he said, "Bad! Bad bear!" The only saving grace was people who knew him thought he was an idiot, and at the end, they came back by plane to get him and they found him dead in camp with his head tore off of his body. It made me sad that he took his girlfriend with him and got her killed, because he pitched his tent in the middle of a bear trail against park regulations.
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When someone asks, "What is the worst movie you ever saw?" I don't go;
"Hmm, now lets see." and rub my chin whilst thinking of one to choose because the film that springs instantly to mind, even before the 'H' of Hmm has even entered my train of thought is...
MAMA MIA!
An absolute abomination of a movie!
I couldn't watch more than the first few minutes as it made my teeth curl!
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When someone asks, "What is the worst movie you ever saw?" I don't go;
"Hmm, now lets see." and rub my chin whilst thinking of one to choose because the film that springs instantly to mind, even before the 'H' of Hmm has even entered my train of thought is...
MAMA MIA!
An absolute abomination of a movie!
I couldn't watch more than the first few minutes as it made my teeth curl!


Hm... curly teeth?
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For me, it's a tie between Death Race 2000 and Plan 9 From Outer Space. Imagine if everyone in the world farted simultaneously. That wouldn't smell worse than these two LOSERS.
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This is definitely one of the shittiest movie I've seen in a long time:


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Top three: Battlefield Earth, Catwoman(Hale Berry was hot and was the only positive) and Jack and Jill.

Those three were awful.
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Sausage Party. Not a fan of food puns.
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both Shades of Gray movies and the Wayans spoof of it, one of the Minion movies, and more but they are irrelevant.
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John Wick 2...it was a let down. Will watch third in the series when it hits On Demand.
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I don't generally allow myself to watch shitty movies. I like to think my tastes and trepidation lead to avoiding it.

But I've allowed myself to watch each DCEU movie, because, kid at heart.


Suicide Squad was total horseshit. Just godawful. Maybe the worst fucking writing, pacing, plotting, CGI, I've seen in a long long time.

Leto was shit as Joker. Total mockery and an embarrassment. Pure, fetid trash.

I couldn't even finish it. Fell asleep towards the climax during the hilarious belly-dancing.


It's only saving grace was the electric Margot Robbie who is my biggest celebrity crush and if I were still a kid, my #1 wetdream. Nailed it.
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Hard to pic just one today, but I would say just about anything on Netflix.
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Fifty Shades of Grey. The only thing even slightly good was the soundtrack! They should have released that and forgot the movie?
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I just finished watching Trainspotting. It wasn't the worst I've ever seen, but it was a whole lot closer to the worst than it was to the best.
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I watched College Girl Tries Anal for the First Time and it was total bullshit. It was probably her 200th time at least.
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I watched College Girl Tries Anal for the First Time and it was total bullshit. It was probably her 200th time at least.


And here I thought I was pulling off the innocence.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
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And here I thought I was pulling off the innocence.


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I feel this thread needs to be revived because there is now a Mamma Mia 2. Apparently one was not enough. May God take pity on us all.

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Joy with Jennifer Lawrence.........
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marley and me: it was such a sad movie, that the dog died gave me no joy, like why did he have to die