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My day would be perfect if...
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My day would be perfect today if... I had more cowbell!!!
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
My Perfect Day Would Be:
A Beer Tree full of my favorite brew. A Money Tree full of money. A House full of Lush Lovelies tending all my wants and needs. And my DAMN!!!! Pittsburgh Steelers quit F@#$%&g!!!! OFF!!! and win this DAMN!!!! season?
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"Life is too DAMN!!!! to be taken too DAMN!!!! serious."
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If I could discover what is a metrosexual!!! It sounds like someone who wants to have sex on a train! Is it a new fetish?
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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If I could discover what is a metrosexual!!! It sounds like someone who wants to have sex on a train! Is it a new fetish?
I don't know what to call it, but I found this:
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
I don't know where you live, but Southern California is full of metrosexuals, usually just called metros. These guys are straight but look gay. They shave their body hair, use hair products and male makeup and face creams, and are deeply into toning their bodies. They can be found at any health club. They're often seen admiring themselves in mirrors. They subscribe to GQ and would like to be on the cover. Ryan Seacrest is a prototypical metro, although he's probably gay.
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If I could discover what is a metrosexual!!! It sounds like someone who wants to have sex on a train! Is it a new fetish?
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They shave their body hair, use hair products and male makeup and face creams, ..... They're often seen admiring themselves in mirrors.
Male make-up?
Are you serious?
So... now you are telling me women can now turn the table and complain that men take way too long to get ready? hummm... I could get used- never mind! I prefer an alpha man not an alpha wanna be.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Quote by WomanQuote by anarchist
They shave their body hair, use hair products and male makeup and face creams, ..... They're often seen admiring themselves in mirrors.
Male make-up?
Are you serious?
So... now you are telling me women can now turn the table and complain that men take way too long to get ready? hummm... I could get used- never mind! I prefer an alpha man not an alpha wanna be.
Actually, yes. A lot of women in America are complaining now days because men are taking longer to get ready than they are.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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A metrosexual is defined as a dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself,
but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.
but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.
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I preferred life when the 'metro' was simply a train you caught to go somewhere. 
I get so confused these days.
I get so confused these days.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Oh yeah, my day would be perfect if I could shake this darned elbow injury and start winning my squash games again.
See? Simple lad, aren't I?
See? Simple lad, aren't I?
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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My flowers wouldn't die so soon! Or my coffee pot were closer! The floor is really really cold and my slippers are over there!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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My day would be perfect if I could spend it with my boyfriend and a few awesome friends. (Yup, I'm cheesy, deal with it.)
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my day would b perfect if I spent the day with my girl doing anything.
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My day would be perfect if I had my slave in bondage servicing all my deviant needs!!! 
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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My flowers wouldn't die so soon! Or my coffee pot were closer! The floor is really really cold and my slippers are over there!
Woman! You need more Doc Brown, he can invent something for you!
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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My day would be perfect if I had my slave in bondage servicing all my deviant needs!!!
Are you taking applications?
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Quote by PrimalQuote by Bunny12
My day would be perfect if I had my slave in bondage servicing all my deviant needs!!!
Are you taking applications?
Sorry Primal hon I already have the best hottest slave there is but I'll let you know if he runs off.....
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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Ha ha waiting list? lol
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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If the man I'm interested in would come over and have sex with me right now.
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spending all day in bed with Gerard Butler 
or one of my guys
or one of my guys
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If I could discover what is a metrosexual!!! It sounds like someone who wants to have sex on a train! Is it a new fetish?
No no, that's not the name for that fetish. The old guys who drop trou, plant thier bums on the uprights for the hand rail so they can feel the vibration and wank openly are called Metro-Baters.
Don't ask.
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Quote by sazraz
spending all day in bed with Gerard Butler
One word: Yummy.
My day would be ridiculously awesome if I could get Hitchhiker and Tiff up here and kick my family out into a separate unit in the hotel.
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If I had a fireplace and it were snowing and just sitting in front of it drink coffee.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Woman, what if it was snowing IN your fireplace?
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Quote by Primal
Woman, what if it was snowing IN your fireplace?
That would be interesting.
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by Primal
Woman, what if it was snowing IN your fireplace?
That would be interesting.[/quote
Then wishes would be horses!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.