http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-11-14/girls-stop-using-vodka-soaked-tampons-to-get-drunk/
Holy Freaking Crap...
Kids are STUPID these days!
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Kids Using Vodka Soaked Tampons To Get Drunk...
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This has been common knowledge for quite a while, I was wondering when the news reporters would finally find out about it.
I noticed he reporters Vodka bottle is 1/3 down. I wonder, where did it go?
Hmmmm
I noticed he reporters Vodka bottle is 1/3 down. I wonder, where did it go?
Hmmmm
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That's fucking awesome!!!
I like when they are saying that the kids do it this way because they think their breath won't smell. Then they say to take it from the cop, it won't work. What? Does the cop breathalize the kids cooters and asses?
I like when they are saying that the kids do it this way because they think their breath won't smell. Then they say to take it from the cop, it won't work. What? Does the cop breathalize the kids cooters and asses?
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It's not the kids who are stupid...it's the society that lets them grow up seeing drugs and drink and sex everywhere...and then utterly fails to educate them about gaining access to any of this "fun looking stuff' safely.
If kids were given a message about sex and drugs and rock and roll which was a little more explanatory and constructive than "Just say no" they wouldn't be threatening their health and their lives the way they do. They might also not get knocked up quite so often, as sober girls tend to say "No" more often. Or at least make sure the condom is on him properly.
Kids in Holland don't so shit like this, because all drug and sex education in The Netherlands is directed at Harm Minimisation...making sure that they understand how to safely use alcohol, how to safely use drugs, what the effects might be. Most especially Harm Minimisation makes a point of educating kids about what practices NOT to engage in...like inserting alcohol soaked tampons up your ladygarden..
If kids were given a message about sex and drugs and rock and roll which was a little more explanatory and constructive than "Just say no" they wouldn't be threatening their health and their lives the way they do. They might also not get knocked up quite so often, as sober girls tend to say "No" more often. Or at least make sure the condom is on him properly.
Kids in Holland don't so shit like this, because all drug and sex education in The Netherlands is directed at Harm Minimisation...making sure that they understand how to safely use alcohol, how to safely use drugs, what the effects might be. Most especially Harm Minimisation makes a point of educating kids about what practices NOT to engage in...like inserting alcohol soaked tampons up your ladygarden..
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What? Does the cop breathalize the kids cooters and asses?
Lol...yeah, I guess if the cop thinks you've been drinking that way...they make you bend over and stick the breathalyzer tube up your butt...your breath might not smell of alcohol, but your farts sure do...
Gives new meaning to the phrase "Drunken assholes" if you ask me...
I wonder if this could be the start of a new business idea...you know, a new type of bar...
Happy Hour would be something like "$3 Imported beer, $2 Jello Shots and Butt Shots"...
Don't get me started here...
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It's not the kids who are stupid...it's the society that lets them grow up seeing drugs and drink and sex everywhere...and then utterly fails to educate them about gaining access to any of this "fun looking stuff' safely.
If kids were given a message about sex and drugs and rock and roll which was a little more explanatory and constructive than "Just say no" they wouldn't be threatening their health and their lives the way they do. They might also not get knocked up quite so often, as sober girls tend to say "No" more often. Or at least make sure the condom is on him properly.
Kids in Holland don't so shit like this, because all drug and sex education in The Netherlands is directed at Harm Minimisation...making sure that they understand how to safely use alcohol, how to safely use drugs, what the effects might be. Most especially Harm Minimisation makes a point of educating kids about what practices NOT to engage in...like inserting alcohol soaked tampons up your ladygarden..
I remember this coming up years ago. And I swear I thought it originated in The Netherlands?
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and it gives a whole new meaning to dirty martini
Lol...yeah, hold the olives...especially those big "Queen olives"...
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Your going to wanna watch the drinks with little umbrella's too DM
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That is just wrong on so many levels!
It's so wrong that it turns the corner and becomes right again. I mean a party where chicks are doing beer bongs in the ass? Walking around with vodka soaked vaginas? Would you want to be anywhere else? Sounds like the happiest place on earth...
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Well normal boozing is often a communal thing does the same apply here? The mind boggles!
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This has been common knowledge for quite a while, I was wondering when the news reporters would finally find out about it.
It's been done at least since I was in high school, so I'm sure it was around before that, too.
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It's been done at least since I was in high school, so I'm sure it was around before that, too.
Well... What did you think? Did you do the vodka tampon or the ass bong?
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Well... What did you think? Did you do the vodka tampon or the ass bong?
Tell you what, cat-boy, why don't you go for the Smirnoff enema, then we'll trade notes.
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Your going to wanna watch the drinks with little umbrella's too DM
Lol...yeah, I would skip the umbrella...if it opens up you're in trouble...
Btw, if you do tequila shots, can you still eat the worm?
Hmmm...and where does the salt and lime come in?
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Tell you what, cat-boy, why don't you go for the Smirnoff enema, then we'll trade notes.
I'm more of a grey goose guy.. But yeah, I'll pick up a couple of micky's for you too. Need anything else?
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Tell you what, cat-boy, why don't you go for the Smirnoff enema, then we'll trade notes.
You know, it does seem like a way to save money when you think about it...I mean, hardly seems worth buying Grey Goose...
Really doubt you could "taste" the difference...
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You know, it does seem like a way to save money when you think about it...I mean, hardly seems worth buying Grey Goose...
Really doubt you could "taste" the difference...
Right? Just buy the plastic jug of Heaven Hill and get 'soaking'. Or butt-chugging, as the gender case may be...
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You know, it does seem like a way to save money when you think about it...I mean, hardly seems worth buying Grey Goose...
Really doubt you could "taste" the difference...
Martini... Come on man... If ladyX has a vagina full of vodka then I so do care what the vodka tastes like. Know what I'm saying?
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Right? Just buy the plastic jug of Heaven Hill and get 'soaking'. Or butt-chugging, as the gender case may be...
"butt-chugging" LOL Xuani that cracked me up and made my day!
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This has been an interesting thread.
Man (and woman) has been trying new ways to get inebriated since the start of time.
Some methods used over the years a bit more deadly than others.
Mushrooms, fungus, poisonous plants, kava, and corn squeezins, all good choices!
Not being a doctor and all, I'm thinking; short of standing on your head, and having your best drinking buddy pour a fifth inside, things should come out OK.
Maybe if authority figures weren't so harsh on kids for experimenting.
Then acting as if they themselves have never tried mind altering drinks,
maybe kids wouldn't be forced into making crazy choice's.
Education does have it's virtues, along with plenty of honesty.
Now pass that bottle, and the bong
Man (and woman) has been trying new ways to get inebriated since the start of time.
Some methods used over the years a bit more deadly than others.
Mushrooms, fungus, poisonous plants, kava, and corn squeezins, all good choices!
Not being a doctor and all, I'm thinking; short of standing on your head, and having your best drinking buddy pour a fifth inside, things should come out OK.
Maybe if authority figures weren't so harsh on kids for experimenting.
Then acting as if they themselves have never tried mind altering drinks,
maybe kids wouldn't be forced into making crazy choice's.
Education does have it's virtues, along with plenty of honesty.
Now pass that bottle, and the bong
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Another thing done to get drunk is using beer bongs and inserting the nozzle up the anus and filling their rectum with alcohol which soaks through the linings of the anus very fast and into the blood system.
Can you imagine watching that done at a party?
I do hope they have separate nozzles for anal and oral beer chugging.
Can you imagine watching that done at a party?
I do hope they have separate nozzles for anal and oral beer chugging.
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