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I guess it's a new twist on the"bloody mary".
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Gawddamned it. I knew I was born 30 years too early!
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I am missing out on all the cool new ways to get waxed. First - Jenkem (it's the shit!) and now...this.
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Gawddamned it. I knew I was born 30 years too early!
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Oh come on man! You're only 41, look more like 31. You could be the cool youngish dad at the party that buys the alcohol! You'd have those fun-sized bitches doing handstands while you insert the bong in their asses easy.
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Have you seen the latest craze sweeping the cretins of Europe? Extreme tequila slamming has evolved now into Tequila Suicide...and they're not all bloody kids doing it either
...look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HOe369U1Q8&feature=related
Those German blokes are fucking hard core mate. (They do the strangest things with Vegemite jars too, btw)
...I thought the most disturbing thing about this was the cheap shit tequila they were using. If they'd bought a decent Mescal, they might have wanted to actually drink it, eh?
...look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HOe369U1Q8&feature=related
Those German blokes are fucking hard core mate. (They do the strangest things with Vegemite jars too, btw)
...I thought the most disturbing thing about this was the cheap shit tequila they were using. If they'd bought a decent Mescal, they might have wanted to actually drink it, eh?
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Tampons? Yikes we would soak vodka in watermelon and then eat it. But tampons, that's just stupid
Err... Gina, they don't "eat" the tampons. They put them elsewhere.NZ8LkWollk4angfI
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I think I missed out on this trend when I was younger - I preferred my alcohol in a glass... not my cooch
But now that I think of it, when I was bartending it definitely explains a few of the shooters
For example: Juicy Pussy, Stunned Cunt, Electric Pussy Diver... I'm sure there's more but I can't remember them all
But now that I think of it, when I was bartending it definitely explains a few of the shooters
For example: Juicy Pussy, Stunned Cunt, Electric Pussy Diver... I'm sure there's more but I can't remember them all
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I've known about that. Also girls use vodka soaked gummy bears and put them in their vagina to get drunk. Happens all the time.
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This "tequila suicide" thing is just... weird.
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I've heard of this seems like it would sting like a bitch!
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I must of been drinking with the wrong crowd, never heard of this and can't imagine ever wanting to try it
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How the hell do they think this shit up? I'm thinking a game of Truth Or Dare gone too far.
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... I've never heard of this... >.< and I wish I never did.
I'm so worried about what might happen to their reproduction system in the future... I know its alcohol but still.. I'm sure it's going to cause something bad apart from irritation
I'm so worried about what might happen to their reproduction system in the future... I know its alcohol but still.. I'm sure it's going to cause something bad apart from irritation
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This "tequila suicide" thing is just... weird.
That is so scary.. I would probably scream in pain.DiBFTUjVx1q0fozO
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I have heard of Booze enemias. It gives a person a pure drunk because the body soaks it up faster.
But a little known side effect....it kills...very quickly from what I understand. the liver filters the booze when taken my mouth, but shoved up you bum, it is pure. I have also heard of something called "parachuting" where a tampon is filled with X or heroin....but that is like sticking a gun in your mouth.
BTW..I was a EMT and I have a good knowleldge of how the body works.
But a little known side effect....it kills...very quickly from what I understand. the liver filters the booze when taken my mouth, but shoved up you bum, it is pure. I have also heard of something called "parachuting" where a tampon is filled with X or heroin....but that is like sticking a gun in your mouth.
BTW..I was a EMT and I have a good knowleldge of how the body works.
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Excuse me....I need to go have a talk with my teenagers....what will they think of next?!
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You have to wonder what the thought process for this was "I've got all this vodka but I have to go out, how can I still get drunk...." searches and finds tampons "Bingo!"
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That is just gross, kids these days. That's like finding out on Dr Oz about teens having sex and kids as young as eight have had oral sex. Just rather disgusting if you think about it.
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Where are these kids' parents???
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ewww, my cousin told me that teens soak gummy bears in vodka
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Does not work....it is a rumor.....a tampon can not hold enough alcohol to get you drunk...
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It depends on the child's body weight. How often they drink. *if they're used to alcohol* How often they change it. Etc.
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Does not work....it is a rumor.....a tampon can not hold enough alcohol to get you drunk...
Actually, it does work. As Chef said, it depends on several things. But, the vaginal walls are more absorptive than the stomach. I didn't get wasted, but I did get buzzed. The butt-bongs are the really dangerous ones for ODing.
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What REALLY worries me, is if, you know, when the first kid gets drunk she takes it out and passes it around like a Joint......
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(Goodbye Everybody, I Think I May Have Just Been Banned From This Site......)
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What REALLY worries me, is if, you know, when the first kid gets drunk she takes it out and passes it around like a Joint......
(Goodbye Everybody, I Think I May Have Just Been Banned From This Site......)
xx SF
LMAO
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I've got to say, when I was a bit younger it just wasn't so difficult to get drunk that I had to resort to these methods. And I'm still young!
Hell, if you were reasonably tall and could grow a bit stubble, there were plenty of stores that would sell you booze directly. The police didn't even mind half the time as long as you weren't in the street hassling people. Many a good night has been had in a children's play-park with a bottle of cheap cider.
Hell, if you were reasonably tall and could grow a bit stubble, there were plenty of stores that would sell you booze directly. The police didn't even mind half the time as long as you weren't in the street hassling people. Many a good night has been had in a children's play-park with a bottle of cheap cider.
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Where are these kids' parents???
Getting drunk on oranges injected with Vodka!
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Does not work....it is a rumor.....a tampon can not hold enough alcohol to get you drunk...
(That's probably 'cos you regularly use normal ones....... Super-Size ones will get you Phuqued...... I just know)
xx SF
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(That's probably 'cos you regularly use normal ones....... Super-Size ones will get you Phuqued...... I just know)
xx SF
hmm... i wonder if Poise or Depends would work... probably not?
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I'm aware that I'm thinking too much about this BUT:
For Adults........
Could Tequila soaked tampons, (if removed beforehand, obviously) make oral sex more kinky..... (Or Grand Marnier, or Jack Daniels if you're in The Rolling Stones..... Or Altar Wine if you're a Catholic.... Except THEY don't do oral..... Or Starbucks if you only have time for a quickie at lunch break...)
(Sometimes I scare myself......)
xx SF
For Adults........
Could Tequila soaked tampons, (if removed beforehand, obviously) make oral sex more kinky..... (Or Grand Marnier, or Jack Daniels if you're in The Rolling Stones..... Or Altar Wine if you're a Catholic.... Except THEY don't do oral..... Or Starbucks if you only have time for a quickie at lunch break...)
(Sometimes I scare myself......)
xx SF
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Someone get Stephanie back on his meds. QUICK!! 