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Had simulated sex with a display window mannequin on Xmas Eve.
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What is the funnest thing you have done naked???
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Played "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica on guitar and sang....
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Ride in a car!
Hope Breaking taboos around my sexuality.
I can understand you might be a little apprehensive to chat with me because of my age.
It is difficult for ladies to want to chat with me, because there is a huge stigma and a certain level of taboo connected to my age.
What is it exactly that makes mature woman attractive to me?
Have you ever really looked deeply at and felt a mature woman?
For me…
There is a sense of something rich, mature and possibly deep that can emanate through her body, a quality that is attractive in and of itself.
She usually offers an image of the aging gracefully, sexy mature woman as something that is desirable, something that aspire me to and look forward to being one day – beautiful mature women. They still so radiant because what’s inside always shines outward. They teach me to love myself, and love my life, and I will attract others.
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I can understand you might be a little apprehensive to chat with me because of my age.
It is difficult for ladies to want to chat with me, because there is a huge stigma and a certain level of taboo connected to my age.
What is it exactly that makes mature woman attractive to me?
Have you ever really looked deeply at and felt a mature woman?
For me…
There is a sense of something rich, mature and possibly deep that can emanate through her body, a quality that is attractive in and of itself.
She usually offers an image of the aging gracefully, sexy mature woman as something that is desirable, something that aspire me to and look forward to being one day – beautiful mature women. They still so radiant because what’s inside always shines outward. They teach me to love myself, and love my life, and I will attract others.
My Personal Vids and pics updated Sep. 22, 2018 HAVE A GREAT DAY!! Meow!!!
Force of Nature
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Played Santa Claus. My beard was in the wrong place.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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a month ago, after a morning jog, I decided to swim naked in a small lake. We have many along the river. On the opposite shore were fishermen from a nearby village. I saw them, they saw me. The distance between us is about 150 meters.I pretended that nothing special was happening.. They greeted me and I them in return. They said they would wait for me every day here now.. And we with them then met. I wasn't really swimming. I liked their reaction.
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Funniest? It wasn't funny to me, but if anyone had been watching me, they'd have fallen over laughing... Every few nights in summer, I shock our pool with liquid chlorine after midnight, then carry the plastic bottles to the trash. Since I'm a nudist, I usually do this in the nude too, since the neighbors can't see our pool area. When I opened the lid of the trash one night, a raccoon lunged out at me, and I was so surprised, I turned and ran, only I tripped on the curb of the driveway, lost my balance and fell on the concrete, cracking 2 of my ribs. The guys were already asleep, so I had to limp my bruised and battered body into the house by myself with stubbed toes, bleeding fingers and cracked ribs.
It's only funny till someone gets hurt. Then it's frikkin hilarious!
It's only funny till someone gets hurt. Then it's frikkin hilarious!
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i was standing on a riverbank with my boyfriend naked teasing three guys on the other side. He was fondling my boobs. The river was too cold and fast flowing to swim across so I felt safe. Then the bank collapsed and they ended up in the water fully dressed.i nearly wet myself laughing as they scrambled to get out.
They were safe so we left them to it.
They were safe so we left them to it.
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dancing on the bed for my wife
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Drove from one town to another in a jeep during the winter in upstate NY naked on a dare, and yup, cops did pull me over.
If you think you can, you will. If you doubt, you may never try.
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Checked my bum in the mirror to see if it’s firm and not sagging..
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Saturday household chores
God Empress of Lush
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Painted my flat.
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In the grounds of a large country hotel at my cousin's son's wedding, about 10 at night after a long day at the venue. Handed my neatly folded clothes to my father, shoes on top. Walked naked across to a table in the garden and took the 8 feet parasol as a woman who was sat there gasped in shock, then took a stroll across the lawn. Unbeknownst to me, the DJ who'd been taking a break saw me and went back into the function hall to announce to the congregation that they should all go outside, which they did, expecting a firework display. Instead, much to their amusement, but the bride's disdain, they has me parading around the lawn naked with a parasol! I posed for many, many photos! ?
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In the grounds of a large country hotel at my cousin's son's wedding, about 10 at night after a long day at the venue. Handed my neatly folded clothes to my father, shoes on top. Walked naked across to a table in the garden and took the 8 feet parasol as a woman who was sat there gasped in shock, then took a stroll across the lawn. Unbeknownst to me, the DJ who'd been taking a break saw me and went back into the function hall to announce to the congregation that they should all go outside, which they did, expecting a firework display. Instead, much to their amusement, but the bride's disdain, they has me parading around the lawn naked with a parasol! I posed for many, many photos! ?
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Skinny dipping.
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I often exercise naked, and it is a funny feeling to do push ups with your bits dangling about and no woman underneath, but it does save on laundry
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Paint my fingernails while on the toilet. ?
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Quite a few things in my lifetime....washed my truck...fishing....drove vehicles....even hunted....of course, household chores and surfed the net.
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Trying to have sex in a hammock one night at Hedonism II. We're both naked and all over each other when a security guy comes by and asks us if we have a cigarette. I asked him, just where did he think we were keeping it?! We both nearly fell out of the hammock laughing so hard.
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I walked a gf home while naked after she dared me to .
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Run around the perimeter of a field while camping as a teenager, with hands tied behind me. A forfeit in a game of Truth or Dare.
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Had sex with my wife in an open field when a old woman walking her dog stopped to watch us. when we finished she gave us the thumbs up smiled and continued on her way
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is a first for every thing
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had sex with my ex in the bushes at a park. it was dark but a lot of people were around.
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When I was at college I lost the modesty with which I was brought up. I adore being naked and sometimes in the summer never get dressed. Gardening naked is lots of fun, but then so is walking down a beach
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I can think of 2 times:
First was running away from a rattlesnake who's domain I had apparently invaded on a beach in California.
Second was while I was sunbathing with wife on a beach in the Outer Hebrides and 3 Catholic nuns came walking over a nearby dune towards us!
First was running away from a rattlesnake who's domain I had apparently invaded on a beach in California.
Second was while I was sunbathing with wife on a beach in the Outer Hebrides and 3 Catholic nuns came walking over a nearby dune towards us!
Lurker
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Sex in a car with my wife
Sex in a lagoon when we were still dating
Sex in a lagoon when we were still dating
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My wife and I went to some friends of ours house on Halloween, stripped naked, rang the doorbell and trick or treated them. 