I hate that some men are so good at kissing that I can't live without it arghhhhhh damn those male kissing lips mmmmmmm
This is halarious, great points made by men and women here. BRAVO BRAVO.
I am very impressed with Castle Queen's credentials, i'll certainly take her at her word.
but let me just say that women expel bodily gases to and I can prove it.
Honey, can you come talk to these good people over at Lush.
Sorry folks, not going to touch this one. All I'll say is :
Why did God create woman?
Because sheep can't do the dishes.
And why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't take out the trash.
Love, Pete.
The way some women won't accept how beautiful they are, no matter how much you tell them.
some guys are wayyyyyyy too pushy and some just won't stop following you.
Yea, but they still can't drive.
You can drive into my pole anytime you like
I do not have many special problems with men and when I really think about it very much like women. We all find fault with others, my mirror reflects something less than perfection.
Even when we are on the same page communication sometimes breaks down. But is that not true for everyone?
I do find that at times even when were are on the same page, someone seems to be reading upside down. It is not always him either.
hahahahaha these responses are hilarious. There was bound to be a heated argument. Honestly, you shouldn't even be dealing with them if they piss you off sometimes. You're supposed to be on a pursuit of happiness in this world, not bitching and moaning about the opposite sex. You're supposed to find someone that's not going to do any of the things that you find unattractive.
Your supposed to find a person who treasures being yours. Not someone whose gonna blow you off (guys are assholes).
Guys will always be assholes. Even the nice guys, (i hear i'm a nice guy), yet the nice guys will always have that instinct (their cocks) that just wants your body.
Girls, you're always going to want us to be nice and caring and loving at all times, well us guys can be all those things but guys are always going to want something in return....
I'm either talking out of my ass or i'm right in one or two ways.....
When women go out with their friends and the guys stay home and BABYSIT the kids.
I'm thinking retroactive pay is in order for the year I took off. Who knew taking care of your own kid was BABYSITTING? Geez...
OH and the next time I see a guy in a bad mood... I'm going to ask him if its "that time of the month" or the ever-so-gracious "ragging it" and hand him a Midol.
men-always has to be right "yes dear"
women- hang on to things "im fine"
I just want to say before I start that I love and adore women and I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for the love and care given to me by my mother and sisters......that said...
* I am a man, a simple man. I don't over think things, I don't go through the details with a fine-tooth comb. I just am happy to be here fed, clothed and loved.
*Why do women park so far from the kerb?
*Why do they assume I remember things I was told last week?
*Why do women always expect us men to know what they are thinking, half the time I don't know what I am thinking.
*They over complicate emotions and ideas to the point where I am hopelessly lost and bewildered.
*Why do women find it impossible to work the remote control?
*How do women always twist and turn an arguement so I forget what the original arguement was about?
*Why do women insisit on stealing all the bed clothes and how do they sudenly become 8 stone heavier when I attempt to roll them off so I can have some?
*Why do women never order a pudding at a resturant but end up eating mine? I'm paying love, just have one!
*How do women make you feel instantly bad and guilty by just dropping thier eyes?
*Why do women NEED a new outfit everytime we go out?
All stuff which drives me mad but also qualities I can't help but love!
I wasn't going to get into this thread, but...
I dislike being expected to be a mind reader. How am I supposed to know 'that look' means you want me to go the the grocery store and buy you a bunch of grapes? This is more of a confusion than a dislike most of the time.
When they say no... Hella annoying!
I dislike that some women are too COMPLICATED and CRAZY!!!
i dislike when men leave the toilet seat up (horrible story that goes with it.)