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My three wishes would be...
One, I'd wish two of my friends to fall in love with me :P
Two, I'd love to have power to read people's minds ;)
Three, I hate anyone and everyone who pollutes our environment, so I'd wish for pollution free world:)
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1) People would learn to respect and value each other
2) People would respect and value the earth and its contents
3) sex would not be
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Well said. I would add to (1) that not only would they learn to respect and value each other, but that they would learn to respect and value who they are. Far too many people with jealousy over who some else is or has while overlooking their own gifts, talents, and attributes. We all aren't going to be Aphrodite or Adonis in life.
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Well said. I would add to (1) that not only would they learn to respect and value each other, but that they would learn to respect and value who they are. Far too many people with jealousy over who some else is or has while overlooking their own gifts, talents, and attributes. We all aren't going to be Aphrodite or Adonis in life.
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Nothing comes to mind at the moment.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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one: kimmie, you can't have all the stray cats, i want at least fifty. and four dogs.
two: i want the land and material to build one last house, my own.
three, i want a prosthetic like the president of the limb hospital has. i met her once and her leg is amazing. i would not be surprised to learn that it cost fifty thousand to build.
okay, my wishes don't benefit many people, but other people are wishing for world peace and a cure-all and things. most of you are almost certainly better off than willum and i. i'm not jealous, but we've lived a long time on a thousand dollars a month. if i win the lottery i'll find ways to benefit my local community.
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1. For all racism in the world to end.
2. For the Covid-19 pandemic to end.
3. For my writer's block to end.
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one would be for me to have big natural boob
a shaved pussy that never grows hair
be able to get pregnant
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you could give them to me if you're not using them.
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Nothing comes to mind at the moment.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
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three wishes
i was drinking in the back bar of my local, chatting to the barmaid, when a man came in and sat at the middle bar, accompanied by an ostrich and a grey persian cat. the barmaid asked what they wanted. the ostrich asked for a pint of guinness and the man wanted a large whiskey. the cat said, "i'll have a pint of lager but i ain't fucking paying for it." "and one for yourself," said the man. "that will be 5 pounds 14," said the barmaid, and the man pulled some money from his pocket and set it on the bar. the barmaid counted it out, 5 pounds 14 exactly. later the man asked the landlord for a round. a guinness, a large scotch and "a pint of lager but i ain't fucking paying for it." "and whatever you are drinking, sir." "thank you, i'll have a large bells. that will be 6 pounds 45." the man took some money from his pocket and set it on the bar, unchecked. the landlord picked it up, 6 pounds 45. suddenly a cheer came from the main bar. arsenal had won an important game in europe. "landlord, drinks for the house are on me." even above the commotion i heard, "but i ain't fucking paying for it." the tally came to 48 pounds 20, and the man placed 48 pounds 20 unchecked on the bar. when the hubbub had died down i moved next to the man and asked did he mind if i enquired about the trick with the exact money. this was his story.
"a couple of years ago i was cleaning out an attic when i found a dusty, tarnished old lamp. i rubbed it with the sleeve of my sweater to see if it was worth restoring when a plume of mist emerged from the spout and coalesced into a genie, just like the ones from my books as a kid. i was startled, but not frightened. the genie told me i could have three wishes, but to think about them carefully. the first thing i asked for was an aston martin dbs vantage. it had to be legally mine. the genie told me it would take a few days to arrive, but it was mine. i thought hard about the second wish, because it had to be practical and future proof as much as possible. i wanted to be able to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly what i needed to pay for what i was buying. so far that has worked perfectly. cash, cashier's cheques, one use credit cards, whatever i need to buy anything from an ice lolly to a house. for my third wish, alas, i must have taken complete leave of my senses. sorry, miss, i'm not usually a vulgar asshole, but i'm paying for it. i asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy."
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===