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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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!!Warning!!
If you eat my food, you better be dead, dying, or the hottest person that has ever or will ever be...
I reserve the right to take your wandering limbs away from you should you breach my rule biggrin
naughtyannie
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Dangerous When Wet.

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WARNING
Already
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Disturbed
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Warning: Beware of Dorky Moments
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Warning: obsessed with pandas and multiple uses of nutella
my newest :)
RuNe
The Creep
Warning : EXTREMELY NOSTALGIC AND A CRAZY NUTMEG :P
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caution suction zone
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Super duper awesomeness
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APPLY NO LABELS!
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Quote by Magical_felix
Protect your butthole.
as in your butthole, or the someone else? This really needs to be cleared up.
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just above my pubic hair with a arrow pointing towards my cock saying warning donkey on the loose
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Quote by Nerdy_Castle
as in your butthole, or the someone else? This really needs to be cleared up.


Labels aren't there to warn the bearer.
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Warning: She is like the energizer bunny. (I can keep going and going)
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Danger Dirty Old Man
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
I have a unicorn obsession and I'm not afraid to ride one!
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Contents moderately damaged. Accept ownership at your own risk.
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Warning: May give off random weird noises at unexpected times.
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Damaged and delicious
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Beyond Belief
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Quote by NymphWriter
I have a unicorn obsession and I'm not afraid to ride one!


Well I've got one horn but not on my head. Although I've been accused of thinking with it. lol.

BTW how does a unicorn fit in with a warning label?
NymphWriter
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
Well I've got one horn but not on my head. Although I've been accused of thinking with it. lol.

BTW how does a unicorn fit in with a warning label?


It's my warning label... not yours! Don't be jealous that it fits me well. Yours would say, "Slippery When Wet"
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"Unique,one of a kind, highly addictive, extremely seductive and can be volatile."
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Warning: She is a Lushie....