Quote by angelaslater
Zero! I don't know if I could fall in love on line.
...but ... but
runs off to the toilets, sobbing
Quote by angelaslater
Zero! I don't know if I could fall in love on line.
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Fallen in love? On an online site? Where I've never actually met the person? Where I can't be sure they are who they say they are?
No thanks... I'm not about to set myself up for that.
Quote by Dudealicious
So that romantic black box session we had didn't help my cause at all? I thought you said you loved me.....or was that you "lubed" me?
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I am not responsible for your misunderstanding of my slurred typing. After a few glasses of wine I'm barely responsible for the things I may type, say or do.
Oh and just an FYI... A romantic session does not involve burping the alphabet, guess what you ate earlier by the odour of your gas and it most certainly does not involve "Hey honey! How'd ya like that box of cardboardeux I sent ya? Are ya ready for wild and drunken monkey sex yet?"
Quote by Dudealicious
Well I do have to tell you, you sound very sexy when you slur. Chances are you don't remember sending voice messages to each other that night do you? I found it to be the best when you sent the farting one, I could have sworn you crapped your pants!
I was just trying to roll with what you told me were your turn-ons with that questionnaire we had exchanged. I was a little shocked when it read "boxed wine" as one of your favorite things and don't knock it missy that cardboardeaux was top notch! Fuck it was a 2013!
Quote by Dudealicious
Well I do have to tell you, you sound very sexy when you slur. Chances are you don't remember sending voice messages to each other that night do you? I found it to be the best when you sent the farting one, I could have sworn you crapped your pants!
I was just trying to roll with what you told me were your turn-ons with that questionnaire we had exchanged. I was a little shocked when it read "boxed wine" as one of your favorite things and don't knock it missy that cardboardeaux was top notch! Fuck it was a 2013!