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What would be your death row meal?

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My own choice would be steak tartare since I rarely have it.


Pun intended there G?
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Plain or with a dash of chocolate sauce and berries?


I’ll go with an all you can eat buffet. Anything to piss the guards off before I croak. I’ll also eat a shit ton of beans in hopes that the silent but deadly will take on a literal meaning.
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Sounds delicious to me ... what would be for dessert??


cheesecake.

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Not sure about starters and but definitely coffeecake dipped in honey with a little whipped cream and a Sprite
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Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Beets. Because they're terrible, and it would make me happy to know that after that, I would never eat another beet again.

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Good Italian lasagna with hot sausage, French bread and lemon thyme, creme brûlée! Served with a good bottle of red wine. Have to honor both sides of the family
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Curry stand chicken tikka masala and for dessert more curry stand chicken tikka masala
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Pun intended there G?


You caught that, well done. A term I never use for steak.

I'm still sticking with the tartare. But now that more fresh fruit is available I'll add some strawberries to dessert.
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Most certainly a salad.
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Steak Tacos and guacamole!! Lol
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Mushroom and garlic bruschetta
Crab spaghetti with lemon gremolata
Butter cake with vanilla ice cream, whipped cream and drizzle of caramel sauce
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BLT from Denny's or maybe chicken quesadilla and tortilla chips and salsa.

IDK

It's a tossup. All of the above with a chocolate shake with whipped cream.
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As many carbs as humanly possible to consume in one go
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Deep Dish Mediterranean/Greek Pizza (love that feta & those black olives)

AND/OR

My own cabbage rolls infused and wrapped with maple bacon
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Fugu because I won’t need to worry if it was prepared correctly.

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I would look my accusers in the the eyes and say eat me.
I would not what to poo at death
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One of hubbies dinners. That would kill me quicker than the chair!
Beffer
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A 150 course meal, and the time to eat it! (may as well forestall the inevitable, right?)
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A huge pasta bake with mozzarella cheese and a tomato and chili sauce. Carbs and cheese are always a winner.
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Ravioli
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So, as I understand it, no matter what you ask for, they have to provide it...if that's the case, I'd ask for Donald Trump's balls served on a silver platter. I wouldn't eat them, but I'd at least exit this world with a smile.
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So, as I understand it, no matter what you ask for, they have to provide it...if that's the case, I'd ask for Donald Trump's balls served on a silver platter. I wouldn't eat them, but I'd at least exit this world with a smile.


He's got no balls!