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Will Send Nudes for Rolls of Toilet Paper!

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
i'm serious folks. nudes for just one roll. for a 12 pack you get explicit videos. will supply address only after proof of shipping (or a picture of you holding roll next to the ups office).

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
nicola
Matriarch
They were totally out of dried pasta in the 2 supermarkets I visited last week. Not that I eat a lot of it anyway. Flour too, which was a surprise.

Those, and toilet rolls were the most stockpiled items.

People should be more considerate of others. Stockpiling hundreds of rolls of toilet paper is absolutely ridiculous.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by nicola
They were totally out of dried pasta in the 2 supermarkets I visited last week. Not that I eat a lot of it anyway. Flour too, which was a surprise.

Those, and toilet rolls were the most stockpiled items.

People should be more considerate of others. Stockpiling hundreds of rolls of toilet paper is absolutely ridiculous.




I got a few but I am still on the look out for more. My bowels are very active so I need em'.
silveranode
Active Ink Slinger
2 Ply ?

3 Ply ??

4 Ply ???

New or Used ????
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by simplyjohn
I got a few but I am still on the look out for more. My bowels are very active so I need em'.



John, you're rich!

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Buz
The Linebacker
What will you give me for some corncobs?
Unknown User
I have toilet paper!

I swear, though, this is not a case of hoarding, but me having done online shopping (that included toilet paper) end of February just to realize it would be delivered in 3 days and I didn't have any left at home, so had to go and get another package. Shortly afterwards people got mad and no toilet paper left in the shops.



I would happily share with you, but I can't send anything because although delivery companies work, you have to print the labels yourself and I have no printer at home.
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
We have plenty of toilet paper up here, just pick a tree and harvest it!
These are called paper birch trees and you find one that's starting to peel and pull off what you need!
(Seriously it works! It ain't Charmin, but it'll do in a pinch!)
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
This must be what SJ's bathroom looks like! LOL!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Shit is getting real up here. Food would also be appreciated

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
the69er
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite
i'm serious folks. nudes for just one roll. for a 12 pack you get explicit videos. will supply address only after proof of shipping (or a picture of you holding roll next to the ups office).


What do I get for a case?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by the69er


What do I get for a case?


a marriage proposal and/or a blow job.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
School children in the year 2099: Damn, there was a shitting pandemic 80 years ago? Our grandparents had it rough.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix
School children in the year 2099: Damn, there was a shitting pandemic 80 years ago? Our grandparents had it rough.


i remember when we had to walk uphill thru the snow and fight bears just for a roll of toilet papers, grandson.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by sprite


i remember when we had to walk uphill thru the snow and fight bears just for a roll of toilet papers, grandson.


Why didn't you guys just use the three seashells, pop?
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
A friend in AZ said their stores were all out of toilet paper, paper towels, and Kleenex, but they still had flour tortillas so all was not lost.

When I ducked in to the store last night to pick up a prescription, they had just put some TP on the shelf. It was the cheap single-ply stuff though, so I didn't buy any. Just knowing the virus is out there is all the risk I can deal with right now.

Maybe I'll put the money I saved in the stock market - lower risk!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Stormdog
A friend in AZ said their stores were all out of toilet paper, paper towels, and Kleenex, but they still had flour tortillas so all was not lost.


actually, tortilla shelves are just as bad as the TP shelves, so they should count themselves lucky.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Stormdog
but they still had flour tortillas so all was not lost.


That actually sounds quite pleasant and cheaper at the moment than baby wipes.
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Quote by sprite


actually, tortilla shelves are just as bad as the TP shelves, so they should count themselves lucky.


Even the crunchy corn tortillas? Wow, desperate times!
Unknown User
Sprite, Sprite, Sprite, Sprite, Sprite, Sprite, Sprite! You've gotta think outside of the box babe. Go and clear up on immodium! If you don't do number twos, you don't have to wipe ??. Hair dryer for number ones I'm afraid ??
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TonyaL
Snake Charmera
I happened to pick up the last two packs of quilted northern yesterday at our local Wal-Mart. I'd gladly share with you. We also have a whole freezer full of venison and for some odd reason my mother-in-law likes to buy cereal so I have about 20 different boxes. Come on over and I'll gladly share what I have.

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Simply Jon wins the award for "TP King".



lifetooshort4bs
Space Force Deserter
I cannot find any fucking toilet paper anywhere! Well, Amazon finally allowed me to put some in my cart this morning and it will be here in 1.5 to 2 weeks, lol.

I'm working from home now and my manager told me that someone took the entire stock of toilet paper (and there were probably 50 rolls of the cheap, scratchy, single-ply stuff) from the restroom at work! I'm with Sprite - will trade nudes (and favors) for TP if this keeps up...

Charmin Ultra Soft, please... ;-)

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― Carl Sagan
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Master_Jonathan
This must be what SJ's bathroom looks like! LOL!



Argh! Stop It! Some of those are unrolling THE WRONG WAY ROUND!!! ???

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simplyjohn
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