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browncoffee
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"Hannah's" writing is magnificent. I don't know whether her stories, her coffee, or the real you are hotter. Disturbingly though, "Hannah" enjoys writing with/about old men who can't be half as handsome, intelligent, muscled, well endowed, long lasting or motherfucking gangster as me. If "Hannah" wrote a story about THE1987, she would be purrfect.

I am now owed ceaseless sex and coffee. Ten o'clock sharp.

(I always pay attention.)

Good talk "Hannah". Have you spelled your name wrong? :-)


oh my god

I'm speechless

but do gangsters say stuff like 'purrfect'?
LYFBUZ
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damn coffee

keeps me up all night...
browncoffee
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Well. I wrote a new piece. Rather avant-garde I think.

It's entitled SMOKE and concerns two people who meet after ten years. Back in the day, he was a party animal while she was a wallflower. Will things have changed now that they're adults?? Only one way to find out.

Lol

It features the following:

Trains
Cigarettes
Coffee
Parties
Lemonade
Sex
Art

If you like any of the above... well, wtf have you got to lose?!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/smoke.aspx
Cattywolf
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I gave it a go, and haven't regretted it. You captured all the subtle nuances of an argument, and the stubborn aftermath of trying to fake sleep...especially that perfect biotch next door trying to fit her nose through the door frame. They're not perfect, and every couple has arguments...but I loved your story very much. You have a natural talent...and made me wonder, "What's going to happen now?!"
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browncoffee
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I gave it a go, and haven't regretted it. You captured all the subtle nuances of an argument, and the stubborn aftermath of trying to fake sleep...especially that perfect biotch next door trying to fit her nose through the door frame. They're not perfect, and every couple has arguments...but I loved your story very much. You have a natural talent...and made me wonder, "What's going to happen now?!"


Thank you so much, Kay! I really appreciate you reading it and am so SO pleased you enjoyed it.
RuNe
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I always enjoy your coffee ... i mean stories, sadly my head can't read them all in one sit sad and some of friends stories. I'm a slow reader for a maximum 5000 words per read I will soon get to read all of your story, just be patient with me, your follower
browncoffee
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I always enjoy your coffee ... i mean stories, sadly my head can't read them all in one sit sad and some of friends stories. I'm a slow reader for a maximum 5000 words per read I will soon get to read all of your story, just be patient with me, your follower


Thank you and there's no rush!
browncoffee
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Hello hello.

My latest story is entitled Made in London and is a story of a guy leering at a woman. Standard fare. No, actually, it's kinda deep and romantic in a way. No. Not romantic. More like - lustful. Ugh. I hate that word. Wistful!! Yes, it's wistful!

It is also narrated by my wonderful friend jimmasters and yeah, the audio REALLY sounds great.

I hope you'll have a read/listen/both/whatevs.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
RumpleForeskin
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When you finish reading, Brown Coffee's, latest piece of prime prose perfection, please consider checking out my own pile of pitiful prose, 'A Really Good Mood'.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/a-really-good-mood.aspx

It's a 5100 word 'Seduction' story set in the American South in the late 60's. There's precious little sex but the protag is a short, cute, scheming, racist bitch who is prone to using the 'N' word.

Any comments would be appreciated.

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Hello hello.

My latest story is entitled Made in London and is a story of a guy leering at a woman. Standard fare. No, actually, it's kinda deep and romantic in a way. No. Not romantic. More like - lustful. Ugh. I hate that word. Wistful!! Yes, it's wistful!

It is also narrated by my wonderful friend jimmasters and yeah, the audio REALLY sounds great.

I hope you'll have a read/listen/both/whatevs.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx


Read. Listened. Loved. The usual, when it comes to coffee...
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Other stories I'd heartily recommend (and wish I'd written myself) include:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/losing-it.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/for-my-hands-only.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/highlight-reel.aspx
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Quote by browncoffee
Hello hello.

My latest story is entitled Made in London and is a story of a guy leering at a woman. Standard fare. No, actually, it's kinda deep and romantic in a way. No. Not romantic. More like - lustful. Ugh. I hate that word. Wistful!! Yes, it's wistful!

It is also narrated by my wonderful friend jimmasters and yeah, the audio REALLY sounds great.

I hope you'll have a read/listen/both/whatevs.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx


It's gorgeous and beautiful. You, my beautiful friend are a writing goddess.
browncoffee
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Poems take so much more effort than stories and they're a fraction of the length. It's like spending hours making one of those fancy little patisserie cakes rather than easily making a full out awesome birthday cake. Anyway. I wrote my second ever poem. I don't feel accomplished enough to label myself a poet but I am glad to have finished it. Read it if you want.


https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crawling-back-1.aspx
browncoffee
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Hello youngsters.

The intensely attractive Wilful and I have written a story together. It's my very first venture into the First Time category which is like, headline news. If Lush had a newsletter, the first page would read HANNAH BLACKBIRD WRITES FIRST TIME FUCKING. Or something. (It's Saturday morning, leave me alone and pretend I'm funny.)

The story is called 'Kiss Chasey'. I hope you like it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/kiss-chasey.aspx
browncoffee
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So I wrote a new story. It's teacher student. Uh. I was torn between putting it in Taboo or Teen. I'm never quite sure I understand exactly what people expect to see in Taboo but if you're reading this, then expect a story about a student and her teacher. And sex. And loneliness. I need to write a poem because I came up with a great rhyme for loneliness.

Anyway, the story's called Blinded by Assumption and the link is just below.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/blinded-by-assumption.aspx

Verbal
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I need to write a poem because I came up with a great rhyme for loneliness.



Boneliness (feeling of having too many bones)? Phoneliness (feelings of profound aloneness while on the phone)? Onliness (feeling of being the only person exactly like yourself on the entire planet)?
browncoffee
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My latest story is about a girl falling for the same guy as her sister. I kind of rushed it tbh. I also meant for it to be a sort of specific style but maybe I was too subtle or occasional about it because nobody's really picked up on it lol. Anyway it's kinda Christmas themed. Well, half if it is. Not themed. Like half of it is set in December do whatever. I liked writing it. I feel bad for rushing it though. It could have been so much more!

It's entitled Off Limits

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/off-limits.aspx
browncoffee
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My latest story is about a girl falling for the same guy as her sister. I kind of rushed it tbh. I also meant for it to be a sort of specific style but maybe I was too subtle or occasional about it because nobody's really picked up on it lol. Anyway it's kinda Christmas themed. Well, half of it is. Not themed. Like half of it is set in December so whatever. I liked writing it. I feel bad for rushing it though. It could have been so much more!

It's entitled Off Limits

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/off-limits.aspx
naughtyannie
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Quote by browncoffee
My latest story is about a girl falling for the same guy as her sister. I kind of rushed it tbh. I also meant for it to be a sort of specific style but maybe I was too subtle or occasional about it because nobody's really picked up on it lol. Anyway it's kinda Christmas themed. Well, half of it is. Not themed. Like half of it is set in December so whatever. I liked writing it. I feel bad for rushing it though. It could have been so much more!

It's entitled Off Limits

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/off-limits.aspx


It's pretty damn good as it is. Please read it, you lot.

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browncoffee
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It's pretty damn good as it is. Please read it, you lot.


Thank you very much, Annie! smile
Verbal
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Quote by browncoffee
My latest story is about a girl falling for the same guy as her sister. I kind of rushed it tbh. I also meant for it to be a sort of specific style but maybe I was too subtle or occasional about it because nobody's really picked up on it lol. Anyway it's kinda Christmas themed. Well, half of it is. Not themed. Like half of it is set in December so whatever. I liked writing it. I feel bad for rushing it though. It could have been so much more!

It's entitled Off Limits

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/off-limits.aspx


So what exactly is the "sört of specific style but maybe I was töö subtle or öccasional aböut it because nöbödy's really picked up on it"? Your readers want to know (this me does, anyway).
browncoffee
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So what exactly is the "sört of specific style but maybe I was töö subtle or öccasional aböut it because nöbödy's really picked up on it"? Your readers want to know (this me does, anyway).


Well since you asked you're not allowed to judge me or deem me pretentious though you'll probably do both but just don't tell me and it will be fine. You have to be utterly disgustingly pretentious like me and pretend you think I'm not pretentious and shower me with compliments regarding my intelligence and beauty and all that stuff to fill my empty soul, okay?

Ökay.

So the thing was that before I wrote this story I wrote a poem. And I didn't love it enough to post it but there were some lines in it that I was absurdly proud of and it seemed a shame for them to go to waste so in some parts of this story, I made sentences rhyme. I meant to add in more rhymes while I was editing but I got too sick of the story and abandoned it so there weren't many but I was still quite surprised that no-one seemed to notice. Since you've already read it, I'll post some of the lines referred to here:

The lights were too bright, the crowds too loud.

My hand moved faster, spurred on by the blurred displays of obscenity.

...because I always laughed too hard or said something off kilter, talking too fast to filter the words.

Sitting on the balcony, legs dangling, his cigarette angling to the sky, his laugh strangling the darkness until light overflowed and made me feel like every dream I’d ever had glowed on the brink of reality.

Winter came, Christmas bringing listless lingering in the warm glitter of department stores.

Soooo. There were more but you'd have to go back and find them and I'm sure you've better things to do such as GETTING YOUR COMP ENTRY DONE.

Laters, fam.