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Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Quote by CleoElGato


Make sure your owner gives you a bath, dog, or you'll have to remain at least 30 feet away from me at all times.


Considering the tuna breath that may not be a bad idea. Breath mint, anyone?
Guest
Lurker
This thread was a waste of my time to read.

You can see right through what is happening here.

The lushstories new member CleoElGato is actually a former member, current member, or a moderator.

Moderators get bored and create new lushstories profiles.

The moderator that created CleoElGato then replies to himself or herself for entertainment.

I've seen it a hundred times on other websites.

This thread is not humorous at all like the originator intended.

It's just a waste of my time.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by fredrogers
This thread was a waste of my time to read.

You can see right through what is happening here.

The lushstories new member CleoElGato is actually a former member, current member, or a moderator.

Moderators get bored and create new lushstories profiles.

The moderator that created CleoElGato then replies to himself or herself for entertainment.

I've seen it a hundred times on other websites.

This thread is not humorous at all like the originator intended.

It's just a waste of my time.





Then why did you bother reading and replying? speaking of a of waste time, you know how annoying it is when people create multiple accounts, yourdaddy/msterbill/fredrogers/Unclestan/KarlC?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Evie
Blackbird Supernova
Quote by fredrogers
This thread was a waste of my time to read.

You can see right through what is happening here.

The lushstories new member CleoElGato is actually a former member, current member, or a moderator.

Moderators get bored and create new lushstories profiles.

The moderator that created CleoElGato then replies to himself or herself for entertainment.

I've seen it a hundred times on other websites.

This thread is not humorous at all like the originator intended.

It's just a waste of my time.





... wow. You've got some big, ugly, gnarly balls, don't you.
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Quote by sprite


Then why did you bother reading and replying? speaking of a of waste time, you know how annoying it is when people create multiple accounts, yourdaddy/msterbill/fredrogers/Unclestan/KarlC?


Taking an offensive posture is what I expected.
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Quote by fredrogers
This thread was a waste of my time to read.

You can see right through what is happening here.

The lushstories new member CleoElGato is actually a former member, current member, or a moderator.

Moderators get bored and create new lushstories profiles.

The moderator that created CleoElGato then replies to himself or herself for entertainment.

I've seen it a hundred times on other websites.

This thread is not humorous at all like the originator intended.

It's just a waste of my time.





Speaking of time, pause for a moment and ask yourself why anyone here should give a rats ass about your time. Or your opinion, for that matter.
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Lurker
Quote by fredrogers


Taking an offensive posture is what I expected.


Let me put this CLEARLY!

(And BEAR IN MIND I was KIND to you...)

Fuck you, FUCK WHAT YOU EXPECTED and GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING WEBSITE!

And take that CUNT in the Red Sweater with you!

STEPHEN CHARLES ROBINSON.

(WHY do people TROLL??? WHY would you DO THAT???)

In THIS CASE, Toilet Paper, you insulted my SISTER.

BAD MOVE FUCK FACE!

(I find it INCREDIBLE that MEN, (and it's ALWAYS men...) do this shit! HOW SMALL IS YOUR DICK??? (I bet you have to push a STRAW into it to PISS PROPERLY...)

And the SADDEST thing?

This is LUSH STORIES! (So on your "FIRST POST" people WELCOMED and WERE NICE to you...) And YOU, because you have self-image issues that you're obviously not dealing with, can't COPE with anyone being nice to you. The way REAL PEOPLE are to folks they meet at first! Until THOSE PEOPLE prove themselves to be PRICKS. (Small Pricks, obviously in your case...)

Grow up.

Somewhere else.

And FUCK OFF!
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Eagerly awaiting Cleo's first poem to read and score.
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Lush Forum Thread Moderators Kick Ass.

xx SF
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by stephanie


Lush Forum Thread Moderators Kick Ass.

xx SF


*dusts off palms* next?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by stephanie


Lush Forum Thread Moderators Kick Ass.

xx SF

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TheDevilsWeakness
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I only have room for one cat in my life. I'm a dog person at heart.
My tomcat used to masturbate on top of my ex's head and pillow every evening after he went to sleep. And he shit in his shoes a few times.
Which means he's my favourite cat.

Three reasons I'm not a cat person...