Sperm tastes better than chocolate
Tights and big knickers are illegal
Men can last longer than five minutes
Chocolate doesn't make you fat and is full of nutrients
Women only ovulate once per year
Guitars always stay in tune and their humidity is always perfect.
Chocolate ice cream in a never ending supply and free.
Where Teletubbies roam. Hey Lala.
No one looks at you strangely
You get steak and chips with all the trimmings every night for dinner and there are ladies lining up outside ones bedroom door at night wanting hot sex with you and the beer is free and and and ...omg .. dreaming now
Love illuminates the sky and your happiest memories are replaced by days of the week.
heaven is a place where people mind their own business.
Heaven is being able to live without worry
Raccoons are tame and cuddly.
Happiness is found around each corner and so is beauty!
There are no spiders (shudders)
all the girls wear high heels
Where the breeze blows like the sigh of a woman in love, and the brooks sound like giggling children.
Where Dogs and Cats have people as pets................Oh Wait!
where you would find relaxedman lol
Where friends are forever and inlaws are banned
where golf courses are converted to hockey rinks