I’ve never looked my age lol from the age of 13 I was told I looked 18 .... once I hit 18 I’ve stopped aging I guess lol to this day I am still having to prove my age ... just this weekend I was carded AGAIN, he said “I was thinking you’re old enough but the more I look at you the more I’m not sure”... I am sure I will love this as I get older lol ... being 34 and still looking too young to drink can’t be a bad thing ... or is it?? Lol ??♀️❤️??♀️❤️??♀️
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This is me just last year during a rehearsal for Billy Elliott the Musical. I was 69 at the time. Now I'm 70. I'm pretty sure I look my age.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
True conversation:
Random Target Shopper: "You have such beautiful skin! What do you use?"
Me: "Dial. And water."
My mother has very few wrinkles even as she closes in on 71, so I guess it's a genetic thing, because I'm too damn cheap and too damn busy to be slathering "anti-aging" cream on my skin.
When I read your comment, it reminded me of a very good friend of mine that sadly passed away a few years ago at the amazing age of 97 1/2. That’s right and she was proud of that ½ also. The only thing she ever used for soap, etc. was the plain, unscented, green Palmolive dish soap. No, I’m not kidding. She used that in her hair also, and it was as smooth and silky as a baby’s hair. No preconditioner, conditioner or any of the other junk some people think they have to use and will spend a fortune on. People wouldn’t believe her when she told them her age. They would argue thinking she was in her 70’s. The only ‘make-up’ she ever used was every once in a while, like maybe a couple of months or so, she would apply a few drops of ‘Mother’s Friend’, the oil, not the cream, anyplace she thought maybe she was getting a wrinkle.
So ladies, there is something to think about. Speaking as a guy, there is nothing more unattractive then seeing an otherwise pretty lady wearing a ton of makeup, that looks as if it had been applied with a putty knife.
To answer this forum’s question, most people think I’m younger than what my birth certificate says, but then what does it know.
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I have been told since I lost around 6 and a half stone it took 20 years off me. That's because when I was over weight it added around 10 years on my real age.
People often think now that I am 10 years younger than my actual age. These complements have come from both genders .
I am far fitter than when I was in my 20s and now very much more body confident .
People often think now that I am 10 years younger than my actual age. These complements have come from both genders .
I am far fitter than when I was in my 20s and now very much more body confident .
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I'm 39 but my vagina looks like its 20
Marx Sister
I look more or less my age, I think. It doesn't honestly come up very often, but someone tried to guess the other day and she was only off by three or four years (over). I guess I also get carded a lot, which seems kind of silly to me.
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I will be 60 this summer and most people think I am in my 40s. My libido is still in my early 30s. And that's a good, no, a great thing.
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Yes but others my age look a heck of lot older.
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Troublemaker
Given the abuse of my body over the years its somewhat shocking that I look younger than I am. Seems that the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll lifestyle pays off after all.
I still get ID'd when I buy alcohol. I'm in my thirties, and the drinking age in Canada is 18 or 19 depending on province. I really haven't aged much in the last twenty years. I don't look my age, which is why I often take on a very confident dick-like attitude when I'm working. When you work in a professional industry, you need to portray confidence. I up the confidence to 11 and people immediately trust you more. MY friend, who is a doctor, but Japanese and looks super young doesn't get the same respect because he's a small, skinny Asian guy. People treat him like shit because they think he's 19 even though he's 35.
I don't put up with that shit. I act confident and patients treat me accordingly.
I don't put up with that shit. I act confident and patients treat me accordingly.
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I’m really petite and I look much younger so people are constantly assuming I’m an intern and haven’t completed formal education. It makes it difficult to be taken seriously.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
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No...quite a bit younger which is annoying but I suppose I'll eventually appreciate it.
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No, I don't look my age.
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Unless I grow out my beard, you would never know my age.
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Depends who’s judging. I have been accused of being my mil instead of wife.
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Pretty close. I'd say I look closer to 21 than 25 and I always get ID'd.
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I’m really petite and I look much younger so people are constantly assuming I’m an intern and haven’t completed formal education. It makes it difficult to be taken seriously.
would help if you'd put away the lollipop, too.
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I’m really petite and I look much younger so people are constantly assuming I’m an intern and haven’t completed formal education. It makes it difficult to be taken seriously.
In that case, do you have a schoolgirl uniform?
If not, l know Sprite has several and might loan you one.
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I’m really only 47 yo ... do I look ? k my age??
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would help if you'd put away the lollipop, too.
I think it’s more the pigtails to be honest.
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In that case, do you have a schoolgirl uniform?
If not, l know Sprite has several and might loan you one.
Oh I have plenty
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Given the abuse of my body over the years its somewhat shocking that I look younger than I am. Seems that the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll lifestyle pays off after all.
Oh yes, me totally. I have abused my body in so many ways, but I am improbably healthy and look maybe 10 years younger than I am (though nearly everyone is saying that, could we all be kidding ourselves?).
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Quote by Buz
In that case, do you have a schoolgirl uniform?
If not, l know Sprite has several and might loan you one.
I have my original Brownie jumper. Sprite would probably look super cute/hot wearing that outfit. Just saying.
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I have my original Brownie jumper. Sprite would probably look super cute/hot wearing that outfit. Just saying.
I may have to invent a uniform for myself.
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It's not just my looks, it's my VOICE! I sound like a little girl on the phone and I get: "Can I speak to your mommy?" a lot.
Old Bag Of Bones
I have lived a hard life with very little sleep. I have always been busy doing something. So basically. I do not look my age. When I was young I looked like this.
Then when I hit my 40's I looked like this. You don't even want to know what I look like now.
Then when I hit my 40's I looked like this. You don't even want to know what I look like now.
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