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Beffer
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Something you do that aggravates your significant other, but they love you in spite of it.

...and vice versa.
Regnadkcin
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I aggravate her by wanting regular sex. She views us as roommates.

She aggravates me by leaving her dirty clothes on the floor. I would like a tidier house.
69Kisses96
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I remind her that I am retired and she is not.
SammiTS
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I don't currently have a significant other but do have a roommate and we are very close. I aggravate her by not mixing her laundry with mine. She thinks it's ridiculous. She still hugs me goodnight though.
sprite
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burying the bodies of my exes in the backyard.

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LYFBUZ
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Me? Aggravating? I'm universally adored. I'm Canadian.
sprite
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Me? Aggravating? I'm universally adored. I'm Canadian.


it's true. even i worship at the temple of Lyf.

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Buz
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Me, talking in funny voices at innappopriate times. But that's what's fun about it.

Her, eating only the vanilla out of Neapolitan ice cream.
honeydipped
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i have a very specific (read, anal) way of washing the dishes. they get rinsed first and stacked on the counter. then each go in the water one by one. sticking a dirty dish in the sink drives me ape shit. there's also an order in which dishes are washed: silverware, glasses, plates/bowls and then pans.

Say. Her. Name.


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i have a very specific (read, anal) way of washing the dishes. they get rinsed first and stacked on the counter. then each go in the water one by one. sticking a dirty dish in the sink drives me ape shit. there's also an order in which dishes are washed: silverware, glasses, plates/bowls and then pans.



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Quote by honeydipped
i have a very specific (read, anal) way of washing the dishes. they get rinsed first and stacked on the counter. then each go in the water one by one. sticking a dirty dish in the sink drives me ape shit. there's also an order in which dishes are washed: silverware, glasses, plates/bowls and then pans.



I'm the same! All the dishes go on the counter first so I can wash them one by one and in an order.

My room-mate is a stacker and has a few plates/cups/dishes or whatever in the sink at one time. But then again, she can leave dishes stacked up for a few days before doing them, whereas I like to have them done after every meal.
Kiera
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I'm really bad with directions, bad is actually an understatement I could get lost walking up the road I live on My husband was the complete opposite. He would quite literally spell the directions out to me if I was going somewhere and it would be for nout; I would end up having to call him because I got lost It used to drive him up the wall, and he would despair of me lol. He also found it rather endearing too even if he did think I was mental for not being able to follow simple directions.
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He's stubborn.

But I have OCD, so I drive him crazy with everything having to be in order.
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i have a very specific (read, anal) way of washing the dishes. they get rinsed first and stacked on the counter. then each go in the water one by one. sticking a dirty dish in the sink drives me ape shit. there's also an order in which dishes are washed: silverware, glasses, plates/bowls and then pans.

If you do the dishes by hand, that's the only good way to do them, though I switch glasses and silverware.

Aggravating: I'm pretty selective in what I keep and what I throw away, and in how I dispose of it. So if my kids clean out their room, I check their garbage for good pencils, toy parts, lego and playmobil stuff etc. I also prefer repairing stuff over tossing it and buying new.
My ex is exactly the opposite. If she can't figure out what it is, what it belongs to, or if she doesn't know where to put it or how to fix it, the bin's the solution. Her motto has always been: "We can always buy a new one, the shops have so many of them, that they even sell them".
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JbStone
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I tend to selective listen to her and miss what she said. Later I say I didn't hear but that just gets her irritated.
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Jack_42
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When I was married I used to be annoyed when she forged my signatures on cheques. She got annoyed because I wouldn't buy the kids overpriced trainers which I considered to be glorified plimsols.
Mrs_Guarantee
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honestly? going on lush. but he deals with it cuz he knows it makes me happy
Beffer
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It bugs David that I usually beat him at answering the Jeopardy questions, or rather questioning the answers.

It bugs me that he never trusts my driving, even though I've never had an accident and he has!
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It bugs David that I usually beat him at answering the Jeopardy questions, or rather questioning the answers.

I bugs me that he never trusts my driving, even though I've never had an accident and he has!


I'll bet that you would be a hell of a Jeopardy player. The driving thing reminds me of that Allstate commercial where the woman confronts her guy about his claim that men are better drivers than women.
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It bugs David that I usually beat him at answering the Jeopardy questions, or rather questioning the answers.

I bugs me that he never trusts my driving, even though I've never had an accident and he has!


Sadly I can relate to this sentiment if you'll do a reversal of gender on the driving quip. She is wickedly smarter than I am on things like Jeopardy and such.
1lush
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I'm overly bitchy over somethings and she plays those damn games on her phone all the time.
hopp3r
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I bite my fingernails and leave my dirty socks and underwear on the bathroom floor after showering (there is not a hamper in the bathroom).

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I fart a lot, my wife hates it because it makes her laugh and she doesn't want to. My wife never does anything wrong in my sight.
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Procrastinating, though she has accepted that some of it is a bit of social anxiety causing me to put off things that require interaction with human beings.
PrincessC
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I aggravate my boyfriend by wanting a lot of alone time.

He aggravates me by not being a planner. Everything is last minute.
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FirstBlush
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Even if he did something aggravating - he doesn't - I'd never write about it.
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Polar opposite parenting thoughts / styles. My house might as well implode.
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That I eat Peanut Butter and Tomato sandwiches and I get grossed out when you guys plug each nostril and blow snot out your nose....eew eew eew and disgusting