The Church is Now Open.the Priest is in.

20 Mar 2014

So what was the last thing that you did that you felt was bad or wrong?

Confess your sins child and all will be forgiven. lol asif Ldevil

20 Mar 2014

Bless me father for I have sinned. I have engaged in lustful cyber conversation involving restraints and orgasms with a woman who was not my wife .

21 Mar 2014

Well, father, any recommendations on something that would merit at least a hundred Hail Mary's?

21 Mar 2014

Quick, hide the children, the priest is here!

I had several intimate conversations relating to sexual topics with individuals who were not my wife.

22 Mar 2014

Quote by seeker4
Bless me father for I have sinned. I have engaged in lustful cyber conversation involving restraints and orgasms with a woman who was not my wife .

you are bless only if you enjoyed yourself. Go to your favorite coffee house get get yourself a special drink that will redeem you and free you from thinking that was a sin. sheesh. next angel7

22 Mar 2014

Quote by emilykiss
Well, father, any recommendations on something that would merit at least a hundred Hail Mary's?

I would say that question would. Why would you want to do any in the first place? The time you spend doing that could be better spent being really bad. And thats a good thing. L35

22 Mar 2014

Quote by CliffordAClavin
Quick, hide the children, the priest is here!

You know they found the reason why priests we having sex with young boys. It was all the due to misprinted bibles. Gen. 1. 1. " In the begining there was Adam and Steve."

I had several intimate conversations relating to sexual topics with individuals who were not my wife.

And I think "WERE" going to need more details than that. like ahhh how about the trans scrip of the conversations. That way we have a better idea of what were dealing with.

Its only a sin if your doing it wrong.

22 Mar 2014

I never confessed but I am gonna learn and come back here Mr. Priest. lol

22 Mar 2014

Don't mind me folks, I'm only here to steal the ceremonial wine. Pour Wine

23 Mar 2014

I pimped a couple of 40 something, MILFy, Catholic divorcées in the summer of 2010.

I knew it was wrong, but my cut of their action kept me in booze without costing me anything out of pocket.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

23 Mar 2014

forgive me father for i have sinned,i have indulged in crossdressing and bisexual chats all over the internet

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25 Mar 2014

Quote by Guest
I never confessed but I am gonna learn and come back here Mr. Priest. lol

Is that some kind of threat? Well we know who you are and who your neighbors are. We even know your postman and the guy at the 711 that works nights. So when you do come back and confess to whatever you might have done or thought about doing (Department of Pre Sin). We we have a vauge idea about it. So just remember were waiting.LJNXvznVNL2YXu1z

25 Mar 2014

Quote by SereneProdigy
Don't mind me folks, I'm only here to steal the ceremonial wine.

Fantastic, That damn noise was about to drive me up the wall. I could bearly hear myself think. wasent it driving you all crazy too? I dont know about it being ceremonial or not but it was a very high pitched whine.

25 Mar 2014

Quote by WellMadeMale
I pimped a couple of 40 something, MILFy, Catholic divorcées in the summer of 2010.

I knew it was wrong, but my cut of their action kept me in booze without costing me anything out of pocket.

Yes it was wrong in the eyes of the IRS if you dident pay taxes on it. Did you offer W2 forms? Well, for a little larger donation we can make this go away and forget all about it. Unless your ex-employees get audited or file a grevance against you with the union. Then of course we dont know who you are.
Other than that what was wrong about it? Everyone was happy after all was said and done wernt they? The girls got exploited like they wanted and the owner of the liquor was happy sales dident fall off. So am I missing something?

25 Mar 2014

Quote by Sinking33

I would say that question would. Why would you want to do any in the first place? The time you spend doing that could be better spent being really bad. And thats a good thing.

Point taken ;)

Say, how did you get from crack-smoking sinner to snarky priest? It's a pretty awe-inspiring turnaround, if you ask me! Haha..

25 Mar 2014

Quote by simarkanpur
forgive me father for i have sinned,i have indulged in crossdressing and bisexual chats all over the internet

Well we need to know what sin you commited? There is no holy law that address men or womens choices fashion or attire. Unless you didn't accessorize properly or were not color coordinated. Then the Fashion Nazi will come kick in your door to teach you a thing or 2.

The internet like the wild west is "wide open" all is fair in cyberspace. well almost. Remember " Do as thou wilt, that will be the whole of the law". Life is for living not regretting.So go live and come back when you have some REAL sin.

25 Mar 2014

Quote by emilykiss

Point taken ;)

Say, how did you get from crack-smoking sinner to snarky priest? It's a pretty awe-inspiring turnaround, if you ask me! Haha..

WHOA WOHA WHOA. I dont where it says " thou shalt no smoke crack in the bathroom of a Shell service station" or "Thou shalt not get high while posting in the forums of LS.". Wait a second, what did I miss something in the rules? I did kinda just skim over them. OK FINE! I didnt read them at all. OK, happy? sheesh.

And another thing, I dont know what kind of church your from? But the reality of it is that I'm a self appointed ($)aint.qxXWsL4FOCZQ6y8E

You really think I'm "snarky"? Thank you. But it might be the crack.

25 Mar 2014

Forgive me, I looked over the edge of oblivion..........and saw you....and I had lustful thoughts.

My Karma just ran over your Dogma

25 Mar 2014

Quote by jollyjack
Forgive me, I looked over the edge of oblivion..........and saw you....and I had lustful thoughts.

Christ theres no sin in that, so forgiven.

25 Mar 2014

BLESS ME FATHER I stole my 16 yo daughter's school uniform and panties and I look better then she does in them.
I also cheated on my daughter by having sex with her GF and her GF said I ate her pussy better than my daughter.
I also fucked my daughters GF and she said I was better then my daughter's strap-on.
Not looking for absolution just here to brag.
Have a good day.
BTW I almost became a priest, but found out I liked teen girls 16-19.
Must be nice to be a priest and not have to worry about birth control with altar boys.
Cheers

25 Mar 2014

Quote by Scriptwriter66
BLESS ME FATHER I stole my 16 yo daughter's school uniform and panties and I look better then she does in them.
I also cheated on my daughter by having sex with her GF and her GF said I ate her pussy better than my daughter.
I also fucked my daughters GF and she said I was better then my daughter's strap-on.
Not looking for absolution just here to brag.
Have a good day.
BTW I almost became a priest, but found out I liked teen girls 16-19.
Must be nice to be a priest and not have to worry about birth control with altar boys.
Cheers

Indeed you are blessed to have such great ....ahhh lets say assets.But I think it only right that you confess to your daughter your BORROWING her uniform and such. I am sure she will be understanding. The two of you could even go shopping together. Quality family time.That should open the door for you to have a talk about improving her oral skills and proper use of tools.

In this church no children admitted.

25 Mar 2014

Ok I will have a hard time getting the image of 67 year old man in his daughters school uniform out of your head. Can't really believe he looks better than his daughter, but might just be me.

The last thing I did that felt wrong and oh so right at the same time was me fooling around with a guy in the corner of a packed club. Best sex in a long time.

25 Mar 2014

Quote by Sinking33

Yes it was wrong in the eyes of the IRS if you dident pay taxes on it. Did you offer W2 forms? Well, for a little larger donation we can make this go away and forget all about it. Unless your ex-employees get audited or file a grevance against you with the union. Then of course we dont know who you are.
Other than that what was wrong about it? Everyone was happy after all was said and done wernt they? The girls got exploited like they wanted and the owner of the liquor was happy sales dident fall off. So am I missing something?

1. I am the IRS
2. My ladies did the exploiting
3. No liquor was consumed by all consenting adults during the course of business
4. Those guys enjoyed better pussy than they'd ever had in their lives before

But I still wonder if I'm going to hell, or whether I'm already there now.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

25 Mar 2014

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I tempted a female to have such lustful thoughts she even said she had to go masturbate when I just answered her questions on sexual matters. ^0^

I smacked Jolly Jack^ with my tails (yes I have tails...nine to be exact).
I reported my behavior straight away to my boyfriend but I must admit I have urges to do it AGAIN.

I also convinced my Love to stay home and cut class and stay in bed (for a cold *cough - ulterior motives on my part). My impure thoughts... My bf is a great deal younger than me, (but I am NOT repentant or sorry ^0^). With a mild-flogging, I do not know, for "punishment" I "might" enjoy it??? ! What is a pervy girl to do, Father? u///u *Hangs head to avoid looking at the priests very nice long hair & plays with her stockings penitently.

26 Mar 2014

Quote by Scriptwriter66
BLESS ME FATHER I stole my 16 yo daughter's school uniform and panties and I look better then she does in them.
I also cheated on my daughter by having sex with her GF and her GF said I ate her pussy better than my daughter.
I also fucked my daughters GF and she said I was better then my daughter's strap-on.
Not looking for absolution just here to brag.
Have a good day.
BTW I almost became a priest, but found out I liked teen girls 16-19.
Must be nice to be a priest and not have to worry about birth control with altar boys.
Cheers

I'd say this would win the Confessional Penance Trophy, SP please hand me a bottle of that wine....

26 Mar 2014

Quote by Dreamer90
Ok I will have a hard time getting the image of 67 year old man in his daughters school uniform out of your head. Can't really believe he looks better than his daughter, but might just be me.

The last thing I did that felt wrong and oh so right at the same time was me fooling around with a guy in the corner of a packed club. Best sex in a long time.

The image will fade in time. and thinking about it. if he was 67 how old does it make his daughter???? and why is she still in school?

why did it feel wrong? if it was good sex ( is there bad sex?) then where in does the feeling that it was wrong come from?

26 Mar 2014

Quote by WellMadeMale

1. I am the IRS
2. My ladies did the exploiting
3. No liquor was consumed by all consenting adults during the course of business
4. Those guys enjoyed better pussy than they'd ever had in their lives before

But I still wonder if I'm going to hell, or whether I'm already there now.

Have any " avoid your next aduit" cards?? its not for me but my friend. you understand.

And i would say that this is hell. but then again we create own reality. it all depends on your attitude and perspective.

I tried that "positive" thinking stuff. I knew it wouldent work and it dident.
"I have to look up, just to see hell." MM leaving the basement

26 Mar 2014

Quote by 1LovelyKinkyKitsune
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I tempted a female to have such lustful thoughts she even said she had to go masturbate when I just answered her questions on sexual matters. ^0^

I smacked Jolly Jack^ with my tails (yes I have tails...nine to be exact).
I reported my behavior straight away to my boyfriend but I must admit I have urges to do it AGAIN.

I also convinced my Love to stay home and cut class and stay in bed (for a cold *cough - ulterior motives on my part). My impure thoughts... My bf is a great deal younger than me, (but I am NOT repentant or sorry ^0^). With a mild-flogging, I do not know, for "punishment" I "might" enjoy it??? ! What is a pervy girl to do, Father? u///u *Hangs head to avoid looking at the priests very nice long hair & plays with her stockings penitently.

Not your fault, she was going to go masterbate anyway. And There is no sin in offering knowledge. suppression of knowledge is the true crime and real sin. And maybe those stockings too.I mean ahhhhhh ya .

well it was a test for your boyfriend. To see if he could resist temptation .(EPIC FAIL) but you did the right thing by reporting to your BF about after the incedent with Jolly Jack.

Who is Jolly Jack anyway? Maybe he deserves it too.

26 Mar 2014

Now come on peoples Sin. Confess. So far everything can be passed off and blamed on other people. And There is no Sin in sex or indulgence or pleasure! Sometimes its the only time and way we get to escape this place for awhile. I dont know how thing got all turn around. Guess its the "lie" in what you beLIEve.

26 Mar 2014

Father, I have sinned, since I have ED for the most part, I am no longer able to satisfy women, so therefore, I have become to enjoy wearing fem ware, sucking cocks and taking cocks in my man pussy and enjoy it very much. It is such a turn on to have others watch as this happens too. I have went from a man to a sissy bisexual, maybe even gay man, please forgive me