Confess your sins child and all will be forgiven. lol asif
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Quote by seeker4
Bless me father for I have sinned. I have engaged in lustful cyber conversation involving restraints and orgasms with a woman who was not my wife .
Quote by emilykiss
Well, father, any recommendations on something that would merit at least a hundred Hail Mary's?
Quote by CliffordAClavin
Quick, hide the children, the priest is here!
You know they found the reason why priests we having sex with young boys. It was all the due to misprinted bibles. Gen. 1. 1. " In the begining there was Adam and Steve."
I had several intimate conversations relating to sexual topics with individuals who were not my wife.
Quote by Guest
I never confessed but I am gonna learn and come back here Mr. Priest. lol
Quote by SereneProdigy
Don't mind me folks, I'm only here to steal the ceremonial wine.![]()
Quote by WellMadeMale
I pimped a couple of 40 something, MILFy, Catholic divorcées in the summer of 2010.
I knew it was wrong, but my cut of their action kept me in booze without costing me anything out of pocket.
Quote by Sinking33
I would say that question would. Why would you want to do any in the first place? The time you spend doing that could be better spent being really bad. And thats a good thing.![]()
Quote by simarkanpurWell we need to know what sin you commited? There is no holy law that address men or womens choices fashion or attire. Unless you didn't accessorize properly or were not color coordinated. Then the Fashion Nazi will come kick in your door to teach you a thing or 2.
forgive me father for i have sinned,i have indulged in crossdressing and bisexual chats all over the internet
Quote by emilykiss
Point taken ;)
Say, how did you get from crack-smoking sinner to snarky priest? It's a pretty awe-inspiring turnaround, if you ask me! Haha..
Quote by jollyjack
Forgive me, I looked over the edge of oblivion..........and saw you....and I had lustful thoughts.
Quote by Scriptwriter66
BLESS ME FATHER I stole my 16 yo daughter's school uniform and panties and I look better then she does in them.
I also cheated on my daughter by having sex with her GF and her GF said I ate her pussy better than my daughter.
I also fucked my daughters GF and she said I was better then my daughter's strap-on.
Not looking for absolution just here to brag.
Have a good day.
BTW I almost became a priest, but found out I liked teen girls 16-19.
Must be nice to be a priest and not have to worry about birth control with altar boys.
Cheers
Quote by Sinking33
Yes it was wrong in the eyes of the IRS if you dident pay taxes on it. Did you offer W2 forms? Well, for a little larger donation we can make this go away and forget all about it. Unless your ex-employees get audited or file a grevance against you with the union. Then of course we dont know who you are.
Other than that what was wrong about it? Everyone was happy after all was said and done wernt they? The girls got exploited like they wanted and the owner of the liquor was happy sales dident fall off. So am I missing something?
Quote by Scriptwriter66
BLESS ME FATHER I stole my 16 yo daughter's school uniform and panties and I look better then she does in them.
I also cheated on my daughter by having sex with her GF and her GF said I ate her pussy better than my daughter.
I also fucked my daughters GF and she said I was better then my daughter's strap-on.
Not looking for absolution just here to brag.
Have a good day.
BTW I almost became a priest, but found out I liked teen girls 16-19.
Must be nice to be a priest and not have to worry about birth control with altar boys.
Cheers
Quote by Dreamer90
Ok I will have a hard time getting the image of 67 year old man in his daughters school uniform out of your head. Can't really believe he looks better than his daughter, but might just be me.
The last thing I did that felt wrong and oh so right at the same time was me fooling around with a guy in the corner of a packed club. Best sex in a long time.
Quote by WellMadeMale
1. I am the IRS
2. My ladies did the exploiting
3. No liquor was consumed by all consenting adults during the course of business
4. Those guys enjoyed better pussy than they'd ever had in their lives before
But I still wonder if I'm going to hell, or whether I'm already there now.
Quote by 1LovelyKinkyKitsune
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I tempted a female to have such lustful thoughts she even said she had to go masturbate when I just answered her questions on sexual matters. ^0^
I smacked Jolly Jack^ with my tails (yes I have tails...nine to be exact).
I reported my behavior straight away to my boyfriend but I must admit I have urges to do it AGAIN.
I also convinced my Love to stay home and cut class and stay in bed (for a cold *cough - ulterior motives on my part). My impure thoughts... My bf is a great deal younger than me, (but I am NOT repentant or sorry ^0^). With a mild-flogging, I do not know, for "punishment" I "might" enjoy it??? ! What is a pervy girl to do, Father? u///u *Hangs head to avoid looking at the priests very nice long hair & plays with her stockings penitently.