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The Church is Now Open.the Priest is in.

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LustAngel
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Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts concerning men other than my husband and often of women too uncountable times since my last confession. I also have a sinful uncontollable compulsion for masterbation.
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Quote by Sinking33


The image will fade in time. and thinking about it. if he was 67 how old does it make his daughter???? and why is she still in school?

why did it feel wrong? if it was good sex ( is there bad sex?) then where in does the feeling that it was wrong come from?


LOL! My daughter is really 16, and wears a uniform to school. Her mother is 24 years younger than me - but that's where the reality stops - rest is fantasy. So rest your imagination about me in her uniform way too small
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1. I am the IRS
2. My ladies did the exploiting
3. No liquor was consumed by all consenting adults during the course of business
4. Those guys enjoyed better pussy than they'd ever had in their lives before

But I still wonder if I'm going to hell, or whether I'm already there now.


WMM, have you taken a good look around you lately?
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Quote by jollyjack
Forgive me, I looked over the edge of oblivion..........and saw you....and I had lustful thoughts.


Who is Mister Jolly-Jack, Father? ... a Lushie. He is someone who is cheeky and likes to joke & have fun on here, pops in, and someone who welcomed me and says hello now and then, so I consider him a friend and fair game to poke with mah tail. He's wiley! ...but I thank you for your absolution.
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Quote by Sinking33


The image will fade in time. and thinking about it. if he was 67 how old does it make his daughter???? and why is she still in school?

why did it feel wrong? if it was good sex ( is there bad sex?) then where in does the feeling that it was wrong come from?


It felt wrong because it was not what I was expected to do by society and that also made it feel right. Of course there is bad sex. You can have sex with people that are selfish or just not good at it. And then there is sex that becomes bad through circumstances like getting caught by your parents or slipping in the shower and bruising your hip so that you can't walk normally for two weeks. Not that any of it ever happened to me.
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Father, forgive me. I have had impure thoughts about a feline friend and what she does with her tail. Sometimes I think I deserve to be punished. I have an uncontrollable swelling.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Sinking33
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Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts concerning men other than my husband and often of women too uncountable times since my last confession. I also have a sinful uncontollable compulsion for masterbation.


The sin would be denying yourself the thoughts and not finding a release for them,such as you have. There is nothing wrong with your acts unless your late for work.
Sinking33
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Quote by Scriptwriter66


LOL! My daughter is really 16, and wears a uniform to school. Her mother is 24 years younger than me - but that's where the reality stops - rest is fantasy. So rest your imagination about me in her uniform way too small



Once you see something you can not un-see it. Not that I seen anything or thought about you in a uniform that was way too small. What i mean to say is you thought it was WAY TOO small on you??
Sinking33
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WMM, have you taken a good look around you lately?


If were not there we will be soon enough.


tickets please.
Sinking33
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Quote by trinket


WMM, have you taken a good look around you lately?


If were not there we will be soon enough.


tickets please.
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Who is Mister Jolly-Jack, Father? ... a Lushie. He is someone who is cheeky and likes to joke & have fun on here, pops in, and someone who welcomed me and says hello now and then, so I consider him a friend and fair game to poke with mah tail. He's wiley! ...but I thank you for your absolution.
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Oh. Looks as if the worm has turned and it is I that needs to ask for forgivness for not knowing who Jolly-jack was or is. Sorry Jolly Jack.
Sinking33
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Quote by Dreamer90


It felt wrong because it was not what I was expected to do by society ( Not you fault that SOCIETY doesent have a more open mind
) and that also made it feel right. Of course there is bad sex. You can have sex with people that are selfish(Thats when you grab them by the scruff of the neck ) or just not good at it.(Thats when you send them to school to tech them to do it right) And then there is sex that becomes bad through circumstances like getting caught by your parents or slipping in the shower and bruising your hip so that you can't walk normally for two weeks.( But up to that point it was good sex) Not that any of it ever happened to me.
( For a small donation to "The Church" something can be arranged if you so desire. Apply at the front desk)
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Forgive me Father for I have had impure thoughts about my ex-teacher. And capitalised on those thoughts to spin a tale for a Lush Stories competition!
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The sin would be denying yourself the thoughts and not finding a release for them,such as you have. There is nothing wrong with your acts unless your late for work.


Thank you, Father. Bless you. I feel so relieved right now (not from what you had to say but because I just masturbated)
SereneProdigy
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Father, could I borrow a flask of Holy Water?

I might fuck a woman in the ass tonight, and I'm running out of lube.
Sinking33
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Quote by emilykiss
Forgive me Father for I have had impure thoughts about my ex-teacher. And capitalised on those thoughts to spin a tale for a Lush Stories competition!



Were they truly impure or were they purely carnal? And is this tail you speak of. Is it exposed now for public view???? Come, come now child. Lets not dilly dally so. Out with it. whats this story called ??
Sinking33
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Thank you, Father. Bless you. I feel so relieved right now (not from what you had to say but because I just masturbated)



Excellent. Keep up the good work. You'll find it very gratifying indulging yourself so.
Sinking33
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Father, could I borrow a flask of Holy Water?

I might fuck a woman in the ass tonight, and I'm running out of lube.


Well my flask is silver but does not have holy water in it but spirits.

Have ya tried spit? it can work well. Water, holy or not does not work well. Just ask some of our Nuns there in the habit of doing it that way.pUKg90YnA5bbXkUE
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Were they truly impure or were they purely carnal? And is this tail you speak of. Is it exposed now for public view???? Come, come now child. Lets not dilly dally so. Out with it. whats this story called ??


It is, indeed, up for public viewing ;) Story title's The Secret to Sweet Success. Link below:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-secret-to-sweet-success.aspx

Although if you're looking for something a little nastier, take a peek at Lisa. Link below:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/lisa.aspx

Forgive me father for I may be leading a member of the clergy astray with my own impure (or if you like, carnal - what's the difference?) thoughts.

Enjoy, father ;)
Sinking33
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Quote by emilykiss


It is, indeed, up for public viewing ;) Story title's The Secret to Sweet Success. Link below:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-secret-to-sweet-success.aspx

Although if you're looking for something a little nastier, take a peek at Lisa. Link below:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/lisa.aspx

Forgive me father for I may be leading a member of the clergy astray with my own impure (or if you like, carnal - what's the difference?) thoughts.

Enjoy, father ;)


I am surprised that no body has ask what church i must be from. Or is it really that obvious?

astray?? from what to where? maybe it is you that is being lead down the wrong path without even knowing it.n3aXKsN7LcxwsuH2

And i am heading there now. can not wait to see if they will be worthy of church's approval. I am sure they will.wwUNa4MUqPxPdgMb
Sinking33
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[-o< So NOBODY's been bad? nothing to confess? Nothing to get off your chest? No skeletons hanging about? Nothing buried deep in your back yard? Nothing you keep secret?


just for the bump