Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts concerning men other than my husband and often of women too uncountable times since my last confession. I also have a sinful uncontollable compulsion for masterbation.
Father, forgive me. I have had impure thoughts about a feline friend and what she does with her tail. Sometimes I think I deserve to be punished. I have an uncontrollable swelling.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Forgive me Father for I have had impure thoughts about my ex-teacher. And capitalised on those thoughts to spin a tale for a Lush Stories competition!
[-o< So NOBODY's been bad? nothing to confess? Nothing to get off your chest? No skeletons hanging about? Nothing buried deep in your back yard? Nothing you keep secret?
just for the bump