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Her face. The rest is irrelevant if her face looks like it was hit by a frying pan a few times.
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It's hard to take you seriously when you're using vintage photography for your avatar.
Quote by WellMadeMale
You should post that old quarter facial photo you once used as your avatar, the one where you used a woman's scarf to cover all but one eye and part of your forehead.
That was super incognito.
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How would it look if I scanned in snapshots of my younger years on a site like this to impress who? Who really? And risk some real embarrassment...
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Younger? Those forehead lines and crows feet in that photo indicated a 30 yr old man. You pushing 40 now, Jack? I can understand your trepidation with showing your gray hairs and leathery tanned facial skin that comes from decades of barking orders to your hired help out in the sun drenched fields.
Nobody really gives a shit about where you hang your hat on the internet, Jackson.
But go ahead and traipse out that standard tired (I must protect myself on the internet) line. You sound like a guy pretending to be a 20 year old lesbian explaining why she doesn't post her photos online.
Pussy is a close second, and while there are some asses that capture my attention, ultimately I'm not that much of an ass man. There's no way around how much I love tits.
My Dirty Talk competition entry: No-Dating Policy
I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job
My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff
Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library
Pussy always wins. God’s greatest creation!
Ass without doubt. There is something about a perfect derrière that excites me.
Boobs. They are almost inevitably what gets my attention first of those three.
Pussy is nice but unless you're in a nudist colony or beach, you're not going to see it until the fun begins.
Never been an ass man really. A nice one will get my attention but it is not my big turn-on.
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
Touchin', lookin' at, sexin' on, what, man? Gotta be more specific.
Necks are very sexy
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
Her tongue because of what she can do to my body but also what she can tell me before, during and after our love making. A precious gift…