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The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!
PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/
totally agree!!!
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Having just this second received this message I felt the need to share it:
Sent: 19 Jan 11
would you like to watch me masturbate on webcam?
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Maybe my reply wasn't the best but it made me feel better:
No thank you, I already have an offer to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick.
Sent: 19 Jan 11
would you like to watch me masturbate on webcam?
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Maybe my reply wasn't the best but it made me feel better:
No thank you, I already have an offer to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick.
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Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: No. Are you really a jackass?
Him: No.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Need to borrow a tampon?
Him: No.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: No, god just thought I'd make a real bumpy man.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Actually no. I am really a 48 year old man with hair growing out of places ten years ago I had no hair.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: thanks to the new sex change operation? Now I am!!!
Ummm... needless to say... my chats only last a moment or two now I know exactly what to say!!!!! Although; sometimes... sometimes, I get even weirder responses than the ones I've given. That makes me actually snort at the computer trying both to laugh and gasp at the same time. I don't recommend that action. It does hurt a little.
Me: No. Are you really a jackass?
Him: No.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Need to borrow a tampon?
Him: No.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: No, god just thought I'd make a real bumpy man.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Actually no. I am really a 48 year old man with hair growing out of places ten years ago I had no hair.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: thanks to the new sex change operation? Now I am!!!
Ummm... needless to say... my chats only last a moment or two now I know exactly what to say!!!!! Although; sometimes... sometimes, I get even weirder responses than the ones I've given. That makes me actually snort at the computer trying both to laugh and gasp at the same time. I don't recommend that action. It does hurt a little.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Dontholien
Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?
How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol
Hard-ons and helicopters. If you only have the 1st one, beat it.
I have just used this reply on a guy who has for 2 days on the run opened a chat to me and started
"hi, its John, whats up?"
On day 1 he just left the conersation and just now he used this one: "dang it fire pager going off gotta go"....... Crazy fool!! Does he not learn?
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I jacked off to one of your stories...can we cyber so I can jack off again?
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Hey, what's up. How r u? What are u doing up this time of night.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.
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Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! !!!!
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I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?