No particular lines. Just hate it when a guy or girl for that matter sends me messge saying they are horny and do I want to cyber. Especially if a guy and he says "Hey, Im 10" and hard, want to cyber or webcam". Like he is honoring me with his desires. Fuck That!!!
my favorite here at Lush is getting IM'ed by some guy:
"hey, I'm bored. Wanna chat?"
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Him: Hi there
Me: Hi
Him: what you really look like -->
Me: not even close
Him: Hi there, i like the pics on your profile, wanna chat?
Me: I dont have any pictures.....
Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?
How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol
Oh an another quick one, "hows things?" really? Like really? Well for starters my job is shite, my bf had an affair with his ex whos also the mother of his first son for the whole time i was pregnant with our child and then for the next 4 months after that too, my bathroom has a leaky bath, toilet and sink and there is also a leak in our roof, the car failed its MOT, my gran has just had her hip replaced with a plastic one, my brother broke his leg im suffering from PMT and an old woman put my cat in a wheelie bin for laughs. Thats how things are atm.
"You have great wood, can I climb it"""
If a gal can do that,, I want no part of her parts
What's up, how r u today, lets have cybersex, etc...
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.
BigDaddyRich
The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!
PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/
Hey...I really like your poems...did you write them?
...seriously.
"i think i love you....but i would like to try your body first"
Have we had yet; 'get your coat, you've pulled!' LOL