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What would you do if you had a penis for a day?
Active Ink Slinger
Wouldn't it be fun to have a penis for a day... I would actually have a reason too always touch myself. I could just say I am 'rearranging'.
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Thanks... I am assuming that welcome was for me..
Internet Sensation
*looks in the "penis for one day" magic spell book*
Now which one goes with this skirt...
1. I'd scream (if I didn't know from the start I was getting one) then trying to suck myself off and fail.
2. I'd pee
3. I'd call my master and let him come and take a look at it
4. I'd have it sucked
5. i'd find some guy to insert it to.
6. I'd swim naked
7. Find a girl (and get her pregnant hopefully for the laugh of it)
8. go to the sperm bank and wank off storing my sperm for my future reproduction.
=^.^=
(want one of thoose spellbooks...or potions for my research)
Now which one goes with this skirt...
1. I'd scream (if I didn't know from the start I was getting one) then trying to suck myself off and fail.
2. I'd pee
3. I'd call my master and let him come and take a look at it
4. I'd have it sucked
5. i'd find some guy to insert it to.
6. I'd swim naked
7. Find a girl (and get her pregnant hopefully for the laugh of it)
8. go to the sperm bank and wank off storing my sperm for my future reproduction.
=^.^=
(want one of thoose spellbooks...or potions for my research)
Active Ink Slinger
my "cock" would be in my hand, or some girls holes the entire time
Author
I applaud you ladies, you all have fantastic wit and I wish each and every one of you a "penis for a day".
I wish the day were a trade...
I wish the day were a trade...
Active Ink Slinger
Try using it without peeing on the floor or toilet seat
Active Ink Slinger
After much thought on the subject and watching guys for years, I know EXACTLY what I'd do if I had a penis for the day...
BRAG
oh and "write" my name in the snow...
BRAG
oh and "write" my name in the snow...
Active Ink Slinger
This has got to be one of the greatest questions 
1) Totally stare at it for awhile
2) Masturbate at least 10 times
3) Pee in a urinal
4) Doggy Style !
5) Definitely get a blowjob to see how it feels
6) Pee on a tree ^.^
7) Fuck all the girls I want
8) Fuck more than one girl all I want X)
9) Use it as a doughnut rack
10)Try to suck it at least once
1) Totally stare at it for awhile
2) Masturbate at least 10 times
3) Pee in a urinal
4) Doggy Style !
5) Definitely get a blowjob to see how it feels
6) Pee on a tree ^.^
7) Fuck all the girls I want
8) Fuck more than one girl all I want X)
9) Use it as a doughnut rack
10)Try to suck it at least once
Active Ink Slinger
I'd rule the world then fuck it over like most penises do! LOL
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
I would find a cute and petite young women to give me a blow job. I would have her on her knees straining to get her cute little mouth around my cock and would love looking down and watching her do it, then hold her head when I orgasm so she has to swallow it all.
I know what it's like to be the the young women in this situation,I would love to know what it feels like for the man
I know what it's like to be the the young women in this situation,I would love to know what it feels like for the man
Active Ink Slinger
If I am alone:
1. Masturbate repeatedly with every type of lubrication I have around
2. Write my name in the snow or on the sidewalk if there isn't any. (I have done this, but it was barely legible, my ass was frozen and I couldn't really watch)
3. Find a girl to fuck. Vaginal, oral then anal.
If this is a body swap:
1. Fuck myself
2. Fuck myself
3. Fuck myself
4. Nap
5. Masturbate
6. Repeat
1. Masturbate repeatedly with every type of lubrication I have around
2. Write my name in the snow or on the sidewalk if there isn't any. (I have done this, but it was barely legible, my ass was frozen and I couldn't really watch)
3. Find a girl to fuck. Vaginal, oral then anal.
If this is a body swap:
1. Fuck myself
2. Fuck myself
3. Fuck myself
4. Nap
5. Masturbate
6. Repeat
Active Ink Slinger
Try to figure out to walk with one of those things bouncing around down there! LOL
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Masturbate, get a blow job, fuck some girls and guys
VIOLENT FOREPLAY
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I'd be masturbating, getting a blow job, and having sex to see what it's like from the guy's point of view... so when I get my vagina back I can give my boyfriend the best sex ever
Same! I would do as much with it as I could so I would know better what feels best for him!
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
Active Ink Slinger
seriously...i'd start with masterbating (i don't think i'd be able to stop touching myself, lol!) and then i'd love to feel what it's like to fuck a woman...what an amazing appendige to have between your legs.
Rookie Scribe
hmmh... right now, i have, well, lets counting....
5 cocks and thats on public. Im at a computer shop,
It's good im not that horney right now,
I'd just spent from my fantasy man, oh, well in relation with the question and if from this moment
im thirsty and horney im going to CHRISTEN , MILK an MARKED as mine! hahaha!
and we'll shar hmmmh...
5 cocks and thats on public. Im at a computer shop,
It's good im not that horney right now,
I'd just spent from my fantasy man, oh, well in relation with the question and if from this moment
im thirsty and horney im going to CHRISTEN , MILK an MARKED as mine! hahaha!
and we'll shar hmmmh...
Active Ink Slinger
Fuck a girl to see what it's like!
The Linebacker
Some warnings!!!! (2 dingle dangle testicles accompany that thing)
If you girls had a penis for a day:
• unplanned, unexpected and unwelcome erections when you least want to have one.
• must wear something tight, a jock strap or tightie whitie jockey shorts to jog/run or those danglies will bounce and hurt bad — real bad.
• bump those testicles or get them thumped and you'll collapse and feel excruciating pain that takes your breath away for just a few minutes then it will quickly go away.
• many times it is difficult to quit peeing and afterward it may take several shakes to get the last few drops out. If you don't you will get some embarrassing wet spots after you zip up
• Zipping up!!!! Be very careful...get that pecker caught in your zipper and it would be the worst day of your life.
• If you sit down too quickly you can hurt yourself.
• The penis will change sizes. Yes it changes sizes and does so several times a day. The temperature or your activity can make it shrink a lot or stretch out and hang real low. Shrinkage is especially caused by being in the pool and jogging. After swimming, biking in jogging in a triathlon you might wonder where that thing went to. "Help it's gone!" It will come back!
• the first time you are getting naked with a new chick you will try and do a quick inspection to make sure you are not suffering any embarrassing shrinkage and if you are you will need to give it a few tugs until it grows back to an acceptable size.
• when the alarm clock wakes you in the morning you WILL have an erection and wonder why.
• have too much sex and the tube inside gets very sore and the penis gets dark along the underside and if you let a chick suck it way too long or hard it will get a big hickie, just turn purple and blue.
• have a really incredible hard orgasm and it feels as if something inside came loose and you'll want to do a thorough examination and visual check to make sure everything is still there.
That's about all I can think of right now. I am just 25 and too young to need blue pills and sit around outside with my honey in an old fashioned bath tub. (But when that day comes I'll do whatever is necessary.)
If you girls had a penis for a day:
• unplanned, unexpected and unwelcome erections when you least want to have one.
• must wear something tight, a jock strap or tightie whitie jockey shorts to jog/run or those danglies will bounce and hurt bad — real bad.
• bump those testicles or get them thumped and you'll collapse and feel excruciating pain that takes your breath away for just a few minutes then it will quickly go away.
• many times it is difficult to quit peeing and afterward it may take several shakes to get the last few drops out. If you don't you will get some embarrassing wet spots after you zip up
• Zipping up!!!! Be very careful...get that pecker caught in your zipper and it would be the worst day of your life.
• If you sit down too quickly you can hurt yourself.
• The penis will change sizes. Yes it changes sizes and does so several times a day. The temperature or your activity can make it shrink a lot or stretch out and hang real low. Shrinkage is especially caused by being in the pool and jogging. After swimming, biking in jogging in a triathlon you might wonder where that thing went to. "Help it's gone!" It will come back!
• the first time you are getting naked with a new chick you will try and do a quick inspection to make sure you are not suffering any embarrassing shrinkage and if you are you will need to give it a few tugs until it grows back to an acceptable size.
• when the alarm clock wakes you in the morning you WILL have an erection and wonder why.
• have too much sex and the tube inside gets very sore and the penis gets dark along the underside and if you let a chick suck it way too long or hard it will get a big hickie, just turn purple and blue.
• have a really incredible hard orgasm and it feels as if something inside came loose and you'll want to do a thorough examination and visual check to make sure everything is still there.
That's about all I can think of right now. I am just 25 and too young to need blue pills and sit around outside with my honey in an old fashioned bath tub. (But when that day comes I'll do whatever is necessary.)
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Damn, you ladies must think all we do is pee and jerk off. Oh wait... nevermind.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Active Ink Slinger
Write My Name In The Snow
Go Buy One Of Those Rulers That Only Men Have, You Know The Kind That Makes 6" Look Like 9"
Ask Every Woman On Lush If She Wants To See My 9" Cock
Get A Blow Job, I Always Wanted To Know How That Felt For A Guy
Finally Get To Control The Remote Control
Go Find A Few Of My Lush Friends That Only Like Men, LOL
Let My Little Head Think For My Big Head
Go Buy One Of Those Rulers That Only Men Have, You Know The Kind That Makes 6" Look Like 9"
Ask Every Woman On Lush If She Wants To See My 9" Cock
Get A Blow Job, I Always Wanted To Know How That Felt For A Guy
Finally Get To Control The Remote Control
Go Find A Few Of My Lush Friends That Only Like Men, LOL
Let My Little Head Think For My Big Head