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What was the weirdist thing that you have ever used for Masturbation?
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A nightstick.
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A hot dog
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A hot dog
With mustard and kraut? Just asking...
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Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...
Hey, Alan. Don't knock the electric toothbrush!
Hey, Alan. Don't knock the electric toothbrush!
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MagLite flashlight.
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MagLite flashlight.
What size battery?
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
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my electric razor once, and the shower head...but honestly i tend to just prefer my fingers 
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A playstation controller
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For a laugh with my old bf, I put his old mobile phone in my pussy, and he called it, on vibrate. Didn't make me cum though - we were too busy falling about laughing.
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MagLite flashlight.
What size battery?
D batteries
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
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For a laugh with my old bf, I put his old mobile phone in my pussy, and he called it, on vibrate. Didn't make me cum though - we were too busy falling about laughing.
an ex and i did this too...
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Same with anonymous1526, I used a Playstation controller once. I got too tempted when the controller started vibrating non-stop during one movie scene in a game I was playing. I ended up replaying that movie scene several times
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A hot dog
With mustard and kraut? Just asking...
Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...
No condiments...i discovered that a woman's body is hot enough to cook a hotdog in two to three minutes though! Shamefully, boyfriend at the time fed it to our friend unbeknownst to him. After he ate it, ex told him the truth. He wasn't mad at all. I was embarrassed as hell!
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A nightstick.
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Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...
Hey, Alan. Don't knock the electric toothbrush!
Guilty
Also used the ginger 
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I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol
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A washing machine...hey don't knock 'til you try it!