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What was the weirdist thing that you have ever used for Masturbation?

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a pulsating shower head..... one of my fav's.....
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I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol


19 and still use hair brushes, nice curve, ribbed handles...mmm
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a pulsating shower head..... one of my fav's.....


Same i love it
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Quote by Sarahshort
I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol


19 and still use hair brushes, nice curve, ribbed handles...mmm


A carrot, bannana, cucumber, frozen drink stick, coke bottle, a plastic shower gell tube so it 'came' that was HOT, pretty much anything thats fat and hard but i have to say a hairbrush is still hot.

I know some are a little strange but try anything once!
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Quote by Sarahshort
I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol


19 and still use hair brushes, nice curve, ribbed handles...mmm


A carrot, bannana, cucumber, frozen drink stick, coke bottle, a plastic shower gell tube so it 'came' that was HOT, pretty much anything thats fat and hard but i have to say a hairbrush is still hot.

I know some are a little strange but try anything once!
I changed hands once.
I read in a magazine a long time ago that wrapping a banana peel around your cock while jerking off feels amazing. I can honestly tell you, the magazine was correct.
My Fleshlight. Totaly realistic
Anybody remember those FLY pens? Well I didnt get much use out of that but i certainly used the case smile
Oh yeah. Forgot. Recently put a six inch plastic drink twiller down my knob. Pulled it out as I came. Great feeling. I was a little sore afterwards
ear of corn (shucked of coarse),
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Oh, and on him after the ice cream I used the last of the butterscotch bottle on him. Used his cock the clean the inside then I licked him clean! smile~~~
needless to say I was really sweet and he was really sticky!
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


oh yeah...that makes me horny...nice one sugarbabe smile
When I was 16 and 17 I thought a variety of weird shit...but fortunately I avoided becoming a major beta dork and just decided to go with the hand(s).
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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A washing machine...hey don't knock 'til you try it!


uneven load on the spin cycle reading lush
I used butter to lube up my cock and jerked off with it! that was really interesting, and I'm glad I did it, but I wouldn't do it again... Well, maybe with the right girl!
I once found an old off brand of peanut butter in my apartment. Some of the oil had separated on top. It had never been opened. I fucked the peanut butter, the thick oil serving as lubricant. It was interesting, but nothing to write home to mother about.
You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!
The handle from a Back brush while I was in the bath "Wanking", forgot about that one will have to try again soon.

note to self - don't forget the jelly..

Forgot to mention where the handle went..........
I used toothpaste as a lube, had read it enhanced sensation...it did that alright...burned like hell. My advice, stick to brushing your teeth with it!
Hands , Hands Right Hand Left hand seems so boring
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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When I was 16 and 17 I thought a variety of weird shit...but fortunately I avoided becoming a major beta dork and just decided to go with the hand(s).




that took alot to do all that..are you still a hands on hands off kind a guy?
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


damnn. I used a popsicle once while my boyfriend watched. he saud my pussy tasted like orange flavor for a couple days after that.... mmm his warm tounge after that cold popsicle.... just, amazing ;p
I bought a plastic plunger stick with out the plunges part once that has the ball ridges at the end.
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damnn. I used a popsicle once while my boyfriend watched. he saud my pussy tasted like orange flavor for a couple days after that.... mmm his warm tounge after that cold popsicle.... just, amazing ;p


The exact reason i used a frozen drink pole, Cold then Hot OH YES. Very underrated and everyone should try it!
turkey baster
i used hair brush handles
i love dirty nasty filthy steamy hot sex!
Hair brush handle, a blown up long ballon, pulsating shower head, a carrot and ice pop
I once used 3 pens when but dont do that cuz u dont feel any thing.
I just use shower gel, lots of it on the hand...feels great!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!