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What are you Complimented most for ??

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Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Liz
My handwriting, lol.


you are such a liar.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Scarlet Seductress
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Quote by sprite
you are such a liar.


Shush, you.
Indentured Grammar Fascist
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Quote by sprite


you are such a liar.


Dont listen to her Liz... judging by your signature banner, your handwriting looks perfect.

Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Saucymh
My skills with an iron


would that be a five-iron?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Tinker Bell
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My eyes
My smile
My incredible sweetness ?
Please read my naughty new Micro.

~Famished~

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/famished-1

Simple Scribbler
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My big ... voluptuous ... sexy ... BRAIN! Ha!
Lurker
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Leaving the room
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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My impish charm and boyish demeanor smile
Lurker
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Quote by Verbal
My impish charm and boyish demeanor smile


And here I thought Macklemore was singing about your big, long, pink ding dong penis.
Simple Scribbler
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Quote by Ping
Leaving the room


Maybe everyone just thinks you have a cute backside! Ha! Let's go with that smile
Lurker
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Quote by KimmiBeGood


Maybe everyone just thinks you have a cute backside! Ha! Let's go with that smile


So THAT’S why they say, “Don’t let the door hit me on the way out.”

People are so considerate.
Active Ink Slinger
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Quote by Ping
Leaving the room


You're lucky Ping... I'm not even invited IN the room most of the time!
Active Ink Slinger
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Nice... umm... putter, sprite!
Active Ink Slinger
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If I had a pussy I would try that putting grip - couldn't do any worse!

I am most complimented for not being as big an asshole as my wife's exes - by her family. Is that and actual compliment?
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Quote by sprite


would that be a five-iron?



Should see where I put the putter
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Physically? Eyes. And oddly, eyebrows and skin. The eyes are green, skin is damn near translucent white, and the eyebrows, like my hair, are incomprehensibly dark brown.

Otherwise? Leadership, ability to take command of any given situation without being asked and without being questioned, and my ability to manage the fuck out of any emergency.
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Active Ink Slinger
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Probably that would be my height.
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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by Ping


And here I thought Macklemore was singing about your big, long, pink ding dong penis.


EVERYBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.
Sitting at the edge of darkness
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Lately it has been my "feistiness"
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by GraceW


Except me.



Okay. NOBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.

But if they did they could use the tune from This Land is Your Land.

They could even use these lyrics:

My big long ding dong
Makes for a great song
Just sing it loudly
And oh so proudly
You then might realize
Much to your surprise
This Dong was made for you and me.
Rainbow Warrior
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My gutsyness/fearlessness. Used to be my looks! I must be slipping! :-(
Force of Nature
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Quote by Verbal


Okay. NOBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.

But if they did they could use the tune from This Land is Your Land.

They could even use these lyrics:

My big long ding dong
Makes for a great song
Just sing it loudly
And oh so proudly
You then might realize
Much to your surprise
This Dong was made for you and me.


I was thinking more along the lines of "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool". Can you do anything with that?

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

Lurker
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Being a straight shooter.......tell it like it is and my butt
Sitting at the edge of darkness
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My way with words.
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
Lurker
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my breasts mostly if its someone I know well
Active Ink Slinger
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I get compliments a lot, but in bed, my strict attention to her body