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My handwriting, lol.
you are such a liar.
Quote by Liz
My handwriting, lol.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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you are such a liar.
Quote by Saucymh
My skills with an iron
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
you do have a nice nose. *nods* lovely nostrils, too.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/famished-1
Quote by Verbal
My impish charm and boyish demeanor
Quote by Ping
Leaving the room
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Maybe everyone just thinks you have a cute backside! Ha! Let's go with that
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Leaving the room
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would that be a five-iron?
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And here I thought Macklemore was singing about your big, long, pink ding dong penis.
Quote by Verbal
EVERYBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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Except me.
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Okay. NOBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.
But if they did they could use the tune from This Land is Your Land.
They could even use these lyrics:
My big long ding dong
Makes for a great song
Just sing it loudly
And oh so proudly
You then might realize
Much to your surprise
This Dong was made for you and me.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)