Hello all,
How are you all beautiful people doing?
I am new here..joined a few mins ago and interested to meet interesting like minded people..
I am 29/m, straight and looking for a nice chat with the beautiful ladies here..i would love to start with a chat and then see where it goes..i wont mind an initial flirting too..
I do hope to meet some nice people here..:-)
Apologies if i posted this in the wrong forum..
Cheers and look forward to hearing from you all.
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Newbie at Lush! Not sure if it is the right place to post though..
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welcome to lush 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Welcome to lush!! You are gonna love it here!
Like She said, make sure you have a decent profile and add a avatar pic! Check out the chat rooms and forums and don't be afraid to reach out if you have any questions. The chat rooms can be overwhelming at times, just let the people in there know that you are new
Happy lushing :)
Like She said, make sure you have a decent profile and add a avatar pic! Check out the chat rooms and forums and don't be afraid to reach out if you have any questions. The chat rooms can be overwhelming at times, just let the people in there know that you are new
Happy lushing :)
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A quick word of advice, you're coming off a bit "nice". Which, you know, is fine if that's what you want but to be honest they're all monsters and they'll eat you alive.
Now what I suggest is the following:
1. Girls always want to know if you're horny, you can never leave them in doubt that you are - like 24/7. Put it on your profile - that should be your bio AND your interests. Prove you horniness by putting at least one pic of your erection in your image gallery - no other pictures are necessary.
2. Girls are quite shy here and even if they tell you their name, don't use it - "babe" is perfectly acceptable and saves confusion.
3. The girls here really struggle with the chat facilities on here and can't wait to get off here on to msn/ or even better . Of course they will try and prove to you they can chat on Lush but you should also ask them to go over to and start camming as soon as possible - this may take about 30-40 requests but it's what they really want. constantly asking them shows you care
4. The same is true for naked pic of themselves. They love attention and want to know you really want to see them so ask every opportunity you get - even if they coyly say no.
5. The term "bisexual" is your clue to a genuine profile picture - these girls are every bit as sexy as you imagine - chase these girls, ignoring every refusal to chat
6. Women love directness: "Just add me already bitch" is the most successful line to accompany friends requests
Now what I suggest is the following:
1. Girls always want to know if you're horny, you can never leave them in doubt that you are - like 24/7. Put it on your profile - that should be your bio AND your interests. Prove you horniness by putting at least one pic of your erection in your image gallery - no other pictures are necessary.
2. Girls are quite shy here and even if they tell you their name, don't use it - "babe" is perfectly acceptable and saves confusion.
3. The girls here really struggle with the chat facilities on here and can't wait to get off here on to msn/ or even better . Of course they will try and prove to you they can chat on Lush but you should also ask them to go over to and start camming as soon as possible - this may take about 30-40 requests but it's what they really want. constantly asking them shows you care
4. The same is true for naked pic of themselves. They love attention and want to know you really want to see them so ask every opportunity you get - even if they coyly say no.
5. The term "bisexual" is your clue to a genuine profile picture - these girls are every bit as sexy as you imagine - chase these girls, ignoring every refusal to chat
6. Women love directness: "Just add me already bitch" is the most successful line to accompany friends requests
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Follow 'Lord Over's' advice and you're made!
Clever Gem
Quote by overmykneenow
A quick word of advice, you're coming off a bit "nice". Which, you know, is fine if that's what you want but to be honest they're all monsters and they'll eat you alive.
Now what I suggest is the following:
1. Girls always want to know if you're horny, you can never leave them in doubt that you are - like 24/7. Put it on your profile - that should be your bio AND your interests. Prove you horniness by putting at least one pic of your erection in your image gallery - no other pictures are necessary.
2. Girls are quite shy here and even if they tell you their name, don't use it - "babe" is perfectly acceptable and saves confusion.
3. The girls here really struggle with the chat facilities on here and can't wait to get off here on to msn/ or even better . Of course they will try and prove to you they can chat on Lush but you should also ask them to go over to and start camming as soon as possible - this may take about 30-40 requests but it's what they really want. constantly asking them shows you care
4. The same is true for naked pic of themselves. They love attention and want to know you really want to see them so ask every opportunity you get - even if they coyly say no.
5. The term "bisexual" is your clue to a genuine profile picture - these girls are every bit as sexy as you imagine - chase these girls, ignoring every refusal to chat
6. Women love directness: "Just add me already bitch" is the most successful line to accompany friends requests
I think you forgot to use the term "Sweetie" at all times.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Welcome to Lush... I hope you enjoy it as much as most of us.
I'll take the snake out of my mouth and concur with TDW x
(God-damn I do love a snake in my mouth though!) x
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CG's making me do it... It's my penance.
It's part of her Terms & Conditions when she spotted me $10 for being mean to someone in the forums.
She ruins all my damn fun these days...
It's part of her Terms & Conditions when she spotted me $10 for being mean to someone in the forums.
She ruins all my damn fun these days...
Mazztastic
Quote by letsplay
Hello all,
How are you all beautiful people doing?
I am new here..joined a few mins ago and interested to meet interesting like minded people..
I am 29/m, straight and looking for a nice chat with the beautiful ladies here..i would love to start with a chat and then see where it goes..i wont mind an initial flirting too..
I do hope to meet some nice people here..:-)
Apologies if i posted this in the wrong forum..
Cheers and look forward to hearing from you all.
Welcome to Lush!!
You've been given some good advice already...
Please choose yourself a picture for your avatar!!
Bet you're going to have a fun time here...
Mazztastic
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
CG's making me do it... It's my penance.
It's part of her Terms & Conditions when she spotted me $10 for being mean to someone in the forums.
She ruins all my damn fun these days...
Oh god, here, have one on me!!!
(It's SO worth it)
(please don't tell CG though... She'll have my guts for garters)
Purveyor of Sweetness
have you noticed there is sarcasm here on lush? there IS good advice above. talk to people... post on the forums... read bios but understand that some people lie... don't let that be you!!!! (just don't disclose things you want to keep private). and as mazza said, get an avatar. you can change it later if you want to do so.
Quote by letsplay
Thanks to all the beautiful ladies of Lush and i am pretty sure all of you look really lush in real :-)
I do appreciate your advice and hand holding..would love to interact with you personally as well..so if you see me around do write to me..
Cheers
Yeh thanks I have always wanted to be called a lady yay :0)
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Watch out! The women on here are strong, and can eat little (and even full-growed big) men alive without batting an eyelash, or endangering a freshly French-polished fingernail. (of course, if "punishment" is what you need, then you've probably come to the right place)
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Mazztastic
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Watch out! The women on here are strong, and can eat little (and even full-growed big) men alive without batting an eyelash, or endangering a freshly French-polished fingernail. (of course, if "punishment" is what you need, then you've probably come to the right place)
What are you doing out??? Slipped your bonds again did you??
Well, we'll just see about that!
*licks lips*
*Sighs* such bad boys here on Lush...
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I'm sorry Maz ................. uh..............Mistress.TPipvNUv1JCZ08qs
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Cheeky Chick
Welcome to Lush, I'm pretty new here too. I've here for a few weeks and have learned things quickly. It's not as hard as it might seem at first. Hope you pick it up as easily as I do.. Best of luck.
CurlyFries
Letsplay, welcome to Lush. You'll meet some really amazing people here, but please work on that AV. 
Dammitalltohell, DW! If you're telling people that I'm making you be nice it really doesn't count, does it?? We'll need to talk...again.
Oohhhh, I could really use me some new garters!
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
CG's making me do it... It's my penance.
It's part of her Terms & Conditions when she spotted me $10 for being mean to someone in the forums.
She ruins all my damn fun these days...
Dammitalltohell, DW! If you're telling people that I'm making you be nice it really doesn't count, does it??
We'll need to talk...again. Quote by MazzTheEnabler
Oh god, here, have one on me!!!
(It's SO worth it)
(please don't tell CG though... She'll have my guts for garters)
Oohhhh, I could really use me some new garters!
Mazztastic
Quote by DLizze
I'm sorry Maz ................. uh..............Mistress.svqwW10oNK0iy18Y
Good boy, that's a good boy...
Strokes you x