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Eating Live Crickets or Licking the Sidewalk?

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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If you could only do one, which would it be?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
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Go lie down, Rach! The ludes will wear off by morning.
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
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If you asked me to I would do either one. Yep.
Guest
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If Elizabeth is going to lick the cricket...and God knows where,,,,,then I am going to eat the sidewalk.
LettingGo
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I would eat the cricket, love crunchy things
Love is the answer, love is a flower you gotta let it grow - John Lennon
Lesluvtrib
Active Ink Slinger
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I have actually eaten a cricket.. it was dry and crunchy, but I don't feel the need to do it again.

And they sell crickets for eating.. on the internet!

https://
Shannon3K
Una chica rubia caliente
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Quote by elizabethblack
I would lick the cricket. Once.


I would lick Elizabeth, endlessly :P
Guest
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What a vapid but droll-like topic...smile

Of course I would eat the live cricket. Just have chocolate with it silly. It's animated Chinese candy...smile

Who would lick the pavement,...where the germs from others shoes, dog piss may exist,
or if ya live in the U.S. state of California, where human feces is also common now?

Sorry, but I'm definitely not into the nasty Coprophilia thing, or exchanging body fluids in that way,
...not with human or animal.

FYI...Chocolate covered, deep-fried, crickets with a glass of Pinot isn't bad, they taste good.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by Beffer
Go lie down, Rach! The ludes will wear off by morning.


That made me laugh. Haven't heard a good ludes reference in decades.

I'd do either. I'm not proud. Do I win anything if I do?
Meagananne1986
Sexy Seductive Siren
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First a shot of something to smooth the way for the cricket then another shot to make you forget about it.
Meagan
Buz
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Crickets provide protein, whereas the sidewalk is a bit dirty.
Beffer
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Crickets provide protein, whereas the sidewalk is a bit dirty.


What a fussbudget! The Pope kisses the tarmac wherever he lands, but you're too good to lick the sidewalk??
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Beffer


What a fussbudget! The Pope kisses the tarmac wherever he lands, but you're too good to lick the sidewalk??


Buz IS the pope, dude. Pope Buz VII.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Not eating live animals.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Buz
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Quote by sprite


Buz IS the pope, dude. Pope Buz VII.


That's right, and l'm naked under that robe, my child. Bless you.
PhilU
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Quote by Beffer


What a fussbudget! The Pope kisses the tarmac wherever he lands, but you're too good to lick the sidewalk??


Pretty sure the Pope doesn't slip the tarmac any tongue though...
LYFBUZ
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Eat the cricket, lick Sprite.
apptobebad
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Eat the cricket, lick Sprite.


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Unknown User
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I'm not licking a sidewalk, who knows what's been on it.



But a cricket SURE if it's chocolate covered.
Guest
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Ive had fried crickets