an offensive line that had just finished a feeding frenzie at the all-u-can eat buffet. In fact, if you think about it......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
drafting college seniors to fill out your roster is a crap shoot, for the most part. To build a winning team and organization, organisms are required and...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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...years of training, threats, and blackmail are considered the norm these days as well as the importance of knowing who to bribe. You certainly don't want a repeat of the incident that happened last year where...
troopers stormed in out of the blue. Wearing their designer pink and khaki combat shorts with plenty of pockets.
Thank god they forgot their parachutes, because...
everyone knows that khaki on top of khaki is a little boring. What we really need is more pink...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
What we really need is more pink cotton candy, because the blue stuff really sucks.
One day, on the way to the store for milk.....
One day, on the way to the store for milk.....
... I fell unsuspectingly into the arms of someone I hadn't expected to ever see again - my proctologist.
Understanding the ways and wanderings of house cats can be...
quite the figurative and sometimes literal pain in the ass. I was fortunate that he could provide me with a spur of the moment diagnosis, although...
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while, what he told me was lower than gut retching, I was able to extract a golden...
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I was able to extract a golden...
...shower head for my master bathroom from my boss. I was surprised he actually remembered that he owed me one since the Nixon administration, but had to wonder what his motivation might be considering...
I was surprised he actually remembered that he owed me one since the Nixon administration, but had to wonder what his motivation might be considering...
...considering the fact that he's a total tight ass and never gives even the slightest...
indication that he has more than two nickles to rub together. Melanie often walked her housebroken 160 pound mountain lion, in The Everglades while...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
smoking a fat blunt and thinking how great her lion who she named "Apu" looked. At that moment she felt a mosquito gently land on her left forearm...
... on her left forearm, and some sense of self preservation caused her to listen to it's tiny shriek of warning. Unfortunately, in her tuck and roll to avoid the incoming...
avoid the incoming... cum shower, she kicked the nightstand and got a blister in her toenail.
As she opened and looked inside, the contents of the.....
crystalline cube cured her cuticle; cleansing with chelated chlorophyllic compounds, carbonaceous chondrites and...
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
carbonaceous chondrites and...cocaine.
But the ingredients were not to be ingested, as the television producer had predicted the digestive track...
...would contract and go into intestinal and colon spasms, the eventual results being a sphincter muscle that would never again retain its contents...
and somewhere a kitten meowed, thunder rumbled, a drummer drummed and the server was migrated to
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Mongo land, where Mary and Midge had been waiting patiently. Nightmares about children's TV shows haunted Catherine, particularly the show...
...Teletubbies! They were just so very, very weird. In a concerted effort to cleanse her mind, she lay back and...
...particularly the show wherein Cookie Monster inadvertently bit his finger while watching Susan bend over the....
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
...thought of England. Oh how she remembered the beautiful countryside, the culture, architectural splendour in her motherland, it almost made her want to...
...Find an old fashioned red telephone booth and just sit it in it for hours thinking of...
...calling the fire brigade, pretending she was stuck, and in need of a helping strong hand or two. Holding that thought, she picked up her phone and...
she picked up her phone and...
dropped it into the garbage disposal, flipping the switch. Hearing the metal and plastic disintegrate, she found the overwhelming desire to finally...
...rid herself of material things. One by one she sent her goods through the garbage disposal, stopping only when the disposal itself finally stopped working. She felt rejuvenated, pure, minimalistic — until she noticed that...
...she'd shredded all her clothes too, and was standing there in the nip. Not having a phone anymore to call for help, she decided the best course of action would be to...
join a nudist colony. One day, henry was walking across a bridge and.....
One day, Henry was walking across a bridge and.....
he felt a sudden nudge on his back. Turning he found the dancing hippopotamus was ready to....
