Matriarch
She's surfing lush stories, how would you caption this photo?
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Stacey couldn't believe her eyes when she borrowed her brother's laptop to do some coursework. " stories?!" She cried, "Time for a lock on the bedroom door!"
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"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."
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Matriarch
Some good ones already. 
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Thats not the avatar I posted last night!
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"Wow, bigdick4u certainly wasn't lying, those profile pics are proof of that"
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Oh shit. I coulda swore he was wearing a watch before he put his hand in there!
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Quote by DirtyMartini
"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."
That is so, so apt....but, seriously.....
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Matriarch
"Oh, that's what watersports also means, yuck!"
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What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.
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Quote by SweetPenny
What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.
That was a classic.
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"Mom?"
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"Damn! I meant to send that message to my Lush friends...not everyone in the workplace..."
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I need a cold shower now, after that chat with scooter!
Matriarch
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"
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Quote by nicola
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"
Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means?
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Quote by SweetPennyQuote by nicola
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"
Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means?
Here you go Penny
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm263466_Is-prison-life-too-easy.aspx#263466
"Figging? OH MY GOD!"
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Quote by Magical_felixQuote by SweetPennyQuote by nicola
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"
Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means?
Here you go Penny
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm263466_Is-prison-life-too-easy.aspx#263466
"Figging? OH MY GOD!"
Haha! I thought "playing the drums" was a euphemism for something perverted.
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