Matriarch
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Matriarch
"my stry woz rejectd 4 por grammer? the nurv!"
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A tea bagging, SacaJawea snowstorm, bukkakelypse!?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I just looked up what rusty trombone means, that's disgusting.
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He had a 10 inch penis, when flaccid?
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Quote by nicola
"my stry woz rejectd 4 por grammer? the nurv!"
Hey,,,,I resemble that remark.
"Geez, these blond jokes have some truth to them!"
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Uhhh,,,, ,,,,,why's that guy's nose growing
Umm ,,,I dont no
Umm ,,,I dont no
Matriarch
"Oh my god, I've never seen such blatant overuse of commas"
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Quote by nicola
"Oh my god, I've never seen such blatant overuse of commas"
It's a little thing I like to call; self exprestion,,,,Nicola?
simular tooooooooo.
this comments ben out their for 7. 2 minutes,,,,,,?
what the fuck ,,,where have all the schoolares gone
Christmas break?,,,,,
Matriarch
"Yuck, that meat avatar looks like a curled up embryo, it's disgusting"
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Quote by nicola
"Yuck, that meat avatar looks like a curled up embryo, it's disgusting"
"And I thought a guy showing off his meat in an avatar picture was against the rules..."
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If I leave it up long enough, it'll mature
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Matriarch
"Oh my god, Catnip made an appearance, I thought she was in outer space researching muons"
Matriarch
"What is my sister doing with those 3 guys? I didn't know she had a profile here. Wait a minute, one of those guys is MY BOYFRIEND!"
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Wow, Nicola finally wrote a story, and it is a HOT one...no wonder she had to create her own site...
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Wow, Nicola finally wrote a story, and it is a HOT one...no wonder she had to create her own site...
"So that's one of the nom de plumes Nicola's been using for her stories, she really has a sick imagination"
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What's a tubgirl? I'm going to go Google that now...
Matriarch
"Sweetpenny wears that dress to work?"
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Quote by nicola
"Sweetpenny wears that dress to work?"
Only when I'm naughty.